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S5 · E8How the Nerd Stole Christmas 2010-12-08 · 12 min

The Nerd who appears only as an illustration is frustrated that the citizens of Gameville have all the good games, while he is stuck with the bad games. So the Nerd decides to ruin the citizens of Gameville's Christmas by replacing their presents containing good games with really bad games. He does this in the same style as the Grinch complete with Narrator and a singer who sings a parody of You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch. Upon his heist, the Nerd gives off some very brief reviews on random bad games and pointing out what makes them so bad.

S5 · E9Day Dreamin' Davey 2011-01-05 · 14 min

The Nerd reviews a NES game called Day Dreamin' Davey which features a very bland story about a kid who keeps falling asleep and is amazed by basic objects. The Nerd's main complaint about the game is the constant reusing of only three dream worlds which are a Medievil World, Roman World, and the Wild West. While the levels themselves have no logic when it comes to item locations and the number of hits it takes to kill an enemy. This game is so bad that the Nerd would rather dream of playing a better game than Day Dreamin' Davey.

S5 · E10Star Wars 2011-02-03 · 22 min

The Nerd has a bad feeling about this!

S5 · E11R.O.B. the Robot 2011-03-03 · 19 min

The 100th episode has arrived! Nintendo's first accessory meets the Nerd! Featuring music by John Jennings Boyd and Lachlan Barclay.

S6 · E1Steven Spielberg Games 2011-04-06 · 21 min

The Nerd begins an epic journey through the world of games based on Spielberg films!

S6 · E2The Making of an Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 2011-07-06 · 35 min

Follow the Nerd as he makes an episode from start to finish!

S6 · E3Kid Kool 2011-08-03 · 8 min

Kid Kool is anything but cool.

S6 · E4Nintendo World Championships 2011-08-26 · 17 min

The rarest and most widely sought NES game ever.

S6 · E5Dark Castle 2011-10-05 · 12 min

The Nerd is back with a foul wretched Sega Genesis game from the depths of hell!

S6 · E6Bible Games III 2011-12-08 · 14 min

The Nerd returns just in time for the Holidays with another round of Bible games from Hell!

S7 · E1Schwarzenegger Games 2012-07-23 · 22 min

After a 6 month hiatus, the Nerd is back. And to honor his return to reviewing bad and challenging games, he decides to review some Schwarzenegger games for the NES. Mainly due to Schwarzenegger returning to acting after finishing his term as Governer. When it comes to Arnold, his action films are always appealing to watch. As for video game adaptations it's the complete opposite. They either don't feature the main character to resemble Arnold or the game-play and level layouts are a complete mess. The Nerd saved all of the criticism for the Predator game for the NES....

S7 · E2Ghosts n' Goblins 2012-10-23 · 17 min

After doing an autograph signing at a convention, the Nerd receives a petition to review the NES game Ghost N' Goblins. While he comments that it's not a bad game, he does however admit that it's one of the hardest NES games to play. So the Nerd decides to review the game since it's Halloween related. As he's playing it he expresses that the fair thing about the game is that you're given unlimited continues so that way you don't have to keep restarting the game. The biggest flaw to the game however is that you're on given two life bars of health and that's it. While ...

S7 · E3Atari Sports 2012-12-17 · 13 min

The Nerd has for a while not done a review that's entirely dedicated towards sports games. The reason being of course is that he's not a big sports fan, he's a video game nerd to be exact. After getting requests to do a review on sports games, the Nerd complies to his fans by playing Atari sport genre games. Mainly cause those are the first sports games made for a home console. Most of the games don't resemble the actual sport either due to the limitation of graphics or due to the unusual rules that don't occur in a real life sport. Despite that the Nerd found most of...

S7 · E4Ikari Warriors 2013-03-06 · 21 min

The Nerd reviews Ikari Warriors for the NES. While the game at first appears to be a decent shoot 'em up game it's actually a really hard game to go through unless you have two people playing the game. Desperate to beat the game, the Nerd revives Guitar Guy who has been dead for sometime by using the Ikari Warrior continue code. The Guitar Guy is surprised to be alive again and originally believed that the Nerd had forgotten him cause the original theme song hasn't been used for so long. The Guitar Guy agreed to help Nerd beat the game if he can play the main theme ...

S7 · E5Toxic Crusaders 2013-04-30 · 15 min

The Nerd reviews the Toxic Crusaders games for the Gameboy, Genesis, and NES. The games are so bad, he invited over the creator himself, Lloyd Kaufman to witness how bad they are. Lloyd, who is very proud of his Toxic Avenger movies, agrees to play the games. However, when he and the Nerd play the NES version, they couldn't handle the complicated levels and game play. The idea of having a select button for the stronger attack move baffles the Nerd and Kaufman.

S7 · E6Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 2013-06-30 · 18 min

LJN rises again with a shitty game and James has to review it.

S7 · E7Tiger Electronic Games 2013-09-06 · 19 min

After clearing up the 7-year mystery of Taxman, the Nerd looks at an abundance of Tiger Electronic handheld games. You remember those, right? Basically a poor man's Game Boy? But those were only the beginning...

S7 · E8Alien 3 2013-10-21 · 10 min

In light of the Halloween season, and to promote the Cinemassacre's Monster Madness reviews of the Alien franchise, the Nerd reviews Alien 3 on NES. So how does it fare? It's made by LJN. 'Nuff said.

S7 · E9AVGN Games! 2013-11-20 · 22 min

In an ironic change of pace, the Nerd decides to review video games based on himself. Yeah, over the years, an abundance of AVGN games have been created independently by aspiring game designers. As a special tribute, the Nerd gives them each their 15 seconds of fame.

S7 · E10Wish List (Part 1) 2013-12-17 · 15 min

This Christmas, the AVGN takes us back to the past... before internet, and you had to buy things out of store catalogs. It's a holly jolly dose of nostalgia as the Nerd remembers back to all the Nintendo, Atari, VHS and action figures we all asked Santa to bring us. Also, he does some mini-reviews of bad Sonic games. Part 1 of 2.

S7 · E11Wish List (Part 2) 2013-12-19 · 15 min

Concluding his little Christmas wish-list tribute to the fans, the Nerd reviews some more big requests, like the Three Stooges, Boy and His Blob, Home Improvement on SNES, and a GOOD Spider-Man game. The biggest surprise and the biggest Christmas miracle of all time occurs when the Nerd discovers who made that awesome Spider-Man game.

S8 · E1Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 2014-03-18 · 16 min

Due to popular demand, the Nerd breaks away from console games and decides to review a PC game from the current millennium. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - more like Over the Road Disgracing.

S8 · E2Desert Bus 2014-05-28 · 16 min

After ten years of reviewing crappy games, and yet another one about driving a bus through a desert for 8 hours, the Nerd considers giving up the ship...until he makes a miraculous discovery.

S8 · E3E.T. Atari 2600 2014-10-10 · 7 min

Here's the review everybody's been waiting for: E.T. for the Atari 2600. Taken right from the AVGN's critically-acclaimed movie, he goes over every step of the game and determines once and for all if it really is the worst ever created.

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