Seasons & episodes
S13 · E8Our Idiot Brian 8.3 / 10 · 2 published ratings 2015-01-11 · 24 min
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
S13 · E9This Little Piggy 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-01-25 · 24 min
Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.
S13 · E10Quagmire's Mom 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-02-08 · 24 min
After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying "bro" lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.
S13 · E11Encyclopedia Griffin 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-02-15 · 23 min
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.
S13 · E12Stewie Is Enceinte 5.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-03-08 · 24 min
Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.
S13 · E13Dr. C and the Women 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-03-15 · 24 min
Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.
S13 · E14#JOLO 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-04-12 · 23 min
When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.
S13 · E15Once Bitten 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-04-19 · 24 min
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.
S13 · E16Roasted Guy 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-04-26 · 24 min
Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.
S13 · E17Fighting Irish 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-05-03 · 24 min
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.
S13 · E18Take My Wife 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-05-17 · 24 min
Lois books a fun couple's vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter's surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they're too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.
S14 · E1Pilling Them Softly 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-09-27 · 25 min
Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.
S14 · E2Papa Has a Rollin' Son 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-10-04 · 22 min
For Father's Day, the guys track down Joe's estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie's doctor tells him that he'll only grow to be 5’1", so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it's like to be short.
S14 · E3Guy Robot 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-10-11 · 22 min
Stewie doesn't like Brian's stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.
S14 · E4Peternormal Activity 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-10-25 · 22 min
The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them
S14 · E5Peter, Chris & Brian 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-11-08 · 22 min
Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.
S14 · E6Peter's Sister 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-11-15 · 22 min
Peter's sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, to avoid overeating on Thanksgiving, Stewie and Brian decide to go on a cleanse, which Stewie takes one step too far.
S14 · E7Hot Pocket-Dial 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-11-22 · 23 min
Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.
S14 · E8Brokeback Swanson 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-12-06 · 23 min
When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family's new dog.
S14 · E9A Shot in the Dark 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2015-12-13 · 23 min
When Peter's couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland's house and he shoots him. Peter is then arrested and charged with a hate crime. Meanwhile, Cleveland is touched when Peter finally admits to the accident, so he takes the fall for the crime and Peter is exonerated.
S14 · E10Candy, Quahog Marshmallow 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-01-03 · 24 min
Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called "Winter/Summer" an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final episode of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover. Meanwhile, Stewie worries he might become a redhead.
S14 · E11The Peanut Butter Kid 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-01-10 · 24 min
When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.
S14 · E12Scammed Yankees 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-01-17 · 24 min
Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois' father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg's friend, Patty.
S14 · E13An App a Day 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-02-14 · 22 min
Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.