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S3 · E5Divorce Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry 2005-10-17 · 23 min

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S3 · E6School Colors 2005-10-24 · 23 min

After being sent to a prestigious all-white private school, Bobby Jr. returns home declaring he wants to be white, and Robert and Neesee must educate their 6-year- old son on why he should be proud to be black. Meanwhile, after members of a focus group for Robert and Dirk's television show mention that Dirk is too skinny, he starts going to a personal trainer. Congresswoman Maxine Waters guest stars as herself.

S3 · E7The Spy Who Smoked Me 2005-11-07 · 23 min

After firing the thieving babysitter, Amanda (guest star Mercedes of "America's Next Top Model"), Robert installs a nannycam to watch the new sitter, but when he discovers Neesee has resumed her old smoking habit, his attempt to get her to quit only leads him to actually pick up the habit as well. Meanwhile, despite Robert's advice, Dirk dates Amanda and his belongings begin to slowly disappear.

S3 · E8Legal Affairs (1) 2005-11-14 · 23 min

Robert is surprised to learn Neesee is dating her business lawyer, especially when he learns that Neesee knows that the lawyer is married. Meanwhile, even though they are no longer together, Dirk convinces Jonelle to have his baby.

S3 · E9Legal Affairs (2) 2005-11-21 · 23 min

Despite warning Neesee about getting involved with a married man, Robert finds himself stuck in the middle of the affair when both her new beau and his wife pay him a visit. Meanwhile, Dirk is excited about the baby-making process with Jonelle, but he's caught off guard by how calculated she is about the right time to conceive

S3 · E10Creeping With The Enemy 2005-11-28 · 23 min

When Neesee's college friend Gwen arrives for a visit, an open feud between Robert and Gwen blossoms into a secret romance. Meanwhile, Turtle shows up on the set of Robert and Dirk's talk show and persuades them to act in his low budget western movie.

S3 · E11Who Took The Merry Out Of Christmas 2005-12-12 · 23 min

Filled with the holiday spirit, Robert convinces Neesee, against her better judgment, to let her ex-con brother, Vonte (guest star Alex Thomas), spend Christmas Eve with them. Meanwhile, Robert tries to turn around Dirk's negative thoughts about the Christmas holiday.

S3 · E12Neesee's Grave Plot 2006-01-16 · 23 min

Robert asks Neesee to pretend that they're still married for the benefit of his dying aunt, who he never told about their divorce, but when she comes face to face with the woman on her deathbed, an overwrought Neesee just can't keep up the faade. Meanwhile, after running into an old flame who doesn't remember him, Dirk decides it would be a good idea to date her again

S3 · E13Trying to Love Two (Ain't Easy to Do) 2006-02-06 · 23 min

When Dirk falls hard for Robert's younger sister, Carmen, Robert and Neesee intervene after catching her in the arms of Nick, and the two force Carmen to tell Dirk the truth. Meanwhile, much to Neesee's chagrin, Carmen brings Bobby a pet frog, but when it gets loose in the house, everyone scrambles to find it before Neesee does.

S3 · E14Robert and Neesee Get Real 2006-02-13 · 23 min

Robert and Neesee realized they still love each over. Bobby goes on his first overnight camping trip

S3 · E15Don't It Make My Brownies Blue 2006-02-20 · 23 min

When Neesee borrows Robert's new assistant without his permission, it triggers an escalating feud between the former spouses over how they take each other for granted as roommates. Meanwhile, after Robert encourages him to spice up his social studies report by turning it into a rap, Bobby is inspired to become a rapper and begins to call himself Lil' B.

S3 · E16Pass the Peas 2006-02-27 · 23 min

Robert and Dirk run into an important food critic at the gym and get him to come to the restaurant. All he wants is to enjoy his meal but Neesee and Robert become so wrapped up in trying to impress him that they not only ruin his evening, they almost ruin their chance for a good review.

S3 · E17Domo Arigato, Mr. Roberto 2006-03-27 · 23 min

When Robert starts dating Bobby's new karate teacher, Kammy, the bond between father and son is tested as Bobby, who also has a crush on her, decides to make his own move to win her over. Meanwhile, in an effort to impress a new lady love, Clarinetta, Dirk turns to Neesee for help in the kitchen with some last-minute cooking lessons

S3 · E18He's Gotta Have It 2006-04-17 · 23 min

Believing that his relationship with Andrea is not exclusive, Robert accepts a date with attractive segment producer Michele, but when Andrea tells him she wants to get serious, Robert has trouble breaking it off with a clingy Michele. Meanwhile, fearing that Bobby isn't her baby anymore, Neesee decides to get involved with some of the "boy" things he likes to do and ends up on a fishing trip with Bobby and Dirk

S3 · E19The N Word 2006-04-24 · 23 min

Little Bobby blurts out a racist word in the middle of his birthday party, causing debate among the adults.

S3 · E20Surprise, Surprise (1) 2006-05-01 · 23 min

After a disturbing visit to the doctor's office that makes him feel old, Robert tries to rediscover his youth by getting a motorcycle and dating a young college girl. Meanwhile, Dirk's fender bender with his old flame, Beverly, is double the trouble when a shocking secret is revealed.

S3 · E21Surprise, Surprise (2) 2006-05-08 · 23 min

After being encouraged by his old flame, Beverly, Dirk tries to develop a relationship with his newly discovered daughter, Courtney. Meanwhile, Robert dates a 19-year-old.

S3 · E22Carmen's Karma 2006-05-18 · 23 min

Robert's sister, Carmen, feels guilty about Robert and Neesee's divorce, so she arranges for them to makeup by putting them in romantic settings.

S4 · E1The Hair Down There 2006-10-01 · 23 min

Robert and Neesee struggle to deal with a letter that he wrote her four years earlier; Bobby discovers a hair.

S4 · E2Trojan Condo 2006-10-08 · 23 min

Neesee finds a new condo to move into, but Robert finds out that it's still under construction and won't be completed for a while. Robert's sister comes for a visit and asks to stay at the house.

S4 · E3Police...Open Up 2006-10-16 · 23 min

Robert decides to take Bobby to the police station as a punishment for prank calling 911. However, he is the one that ends up behind bars after a secret about something he did in the past resurfaces.

S4 · E4Love Do Cost A Thing 2006-10-23 · 23 min

Neesee hosts a charity bachelor auction where she bids on a date with an eligible, handsome and rich doctor(Charles Malik Whitfield) but the date doesn't go as she planned. Robert pays Neesee to bid on him, so he can avoid going on a random date, but a mystery woman outbids her. Meanwhile, Bobby goes on a "date" with Dirk, when he is the only one to bid on him.

S4 · E5Pretty Woman 2006-10-30 · 23 min

Robert comes to the aid of a stranger, Eva, when her purse is being stolen on the street and the pair end up hitting it off. After a series of dates, Dirk realizes that he knows her from a night club he frequents and confronts Robert with the news. Meanwhile, Neesee encourages Bobby to be friends with an unpopular girl in his class, resulting in a unique friendship between the two

S4 · E6The Courtship of Robert's Father 2006-11-06 · 23 min

Robert and his sister prepare for their father's 60th birthday celebration; Neesee helps Courtney prepare for the school dance

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