Seasons & episodes
S4 · E5My Privacy 2005-01-14 · 22 min
Bryana accidentally walks in on Bernie getting ready for his bath. Vanessa is not happy when Bryana moves into her room. Bernie and Wanda decide that it may be time to remodel the house, much to the dismay of Bernie's wallet.
S4 · E6Who Gives This Bride 2005-01-14 · 22 min
Bernie's sister announces that she and her fiance, Monroe (Cedric Yarbrough) are eloping to Las Vegas. Wanda offers to have the wedding at the Mac house.
S4 · E7Nerdy Mac 2005-01-21 · 22 min
Bernie and Wanda are not satisfied with Bryana's test scores, and decide to enroll her at Jordan's school. As a result, Jordan is depressed because the kids at school think he's a nerd.
S4 · E8Stone Nuts 2005-01-28 · 22 min
Jordan wants to be more popular in school, so Bernie teaches him to gamble, but the trick soon backfires. Wanda's birthday is coming up, and Bernie searches for a rare cognac-colored diamond.
S4 · E9Jack & Jacqueline 2005-02-04 · 22 min
Wanda decides to enroll the kids in an organization that teaches social skills to young people, with Vanessa instantly making new friends, who manage to get themselves into trouble & in mall jail.
S4 · E10Manchild in Vanessa Land 2005-02-11 · 22 min
Vanessa's new boyfriend is 18 years old, and has a child by a former girlfriend; Bernie confronts Vanessa about her new boyfriend and gets under her skin about it; Bernie reveals to Wanda that he thinks Vanessa is having sex.
S4 · E11You Don't Know Squad 2005-02-18 · 22 min
Bernie is happy that Vanessa has joined the Spirit Squad, until he sees the racey costumes and provocative routines. Jordan enlists Bryana and her friends to help him sell a product.
S4 · E12You Got Served 2005-02-25 · 22 min
Bryana's birthday party results in a lawsuit after she bounces high in the moon house and accidentally sending the girl flying. When Bernie hears about this, he tries to find a way to prevent the lawsuit from happening.
S4 · E13I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More 2005-03-11 · 22 min
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl, Bernie teaches Jordan how to be a "player". Vanessa wants to attend a hip-hop concert.
S4 · E14The Big Picture 2005-03-18 · 22 min
Bernie hires a personal assistant. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H becomes the victim of Jordan's prank phone calls.
S4 · E15The Music Mac 2005-04-01 · 22 min
Bernie wants to encourage Vanessa's burgeoning musical talent. Guest appearance by Isaac Hayes.
S4 · E16Walk Like a Man 2005-04-08 · 22 min
Bernie feels that Jordan is ready to walk home from school by himself, but his walk home days are over after Jordan and his friends pick on a crabby neighbor. Vanessa has a wardrobe malfunction while swimming.
S5 · E1Father Knows Best 2005-09-23 · 22 min
Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.
S5 · E2Wrestling with a Sticky Situation 2005-09-23 · 22 min
When Jordan makes the wrestling team, Bernie turns to Stone Cold Steve Austin for advice.
S5 · E3Marathon Mac 2005-09-30 · 22 min
Berine better put his money where his mouth is when he agrees to Charles Barkley's bet that he will beat Bernie's time in a 10K charity race.
S5 · E4The Big Payback 2005-10-07 · 22 min
Upset that Vanessa is living the free life, Bernie Mac has Vanessa work for him. Shortly, after wards Vanessa learns that his co-workers get all this free stuff because they mention they work for Bernie Mac. Vanessa takes big advantage of this, until Bernie Mac finds out. Later on, Vanessa has to bring one of his precious statues home but it breaks in a car accident. Jordan offers to fix it, with of course a price (some of the free stuff Vanessa got).
S5 · E5Car Wars 2005-10-21 · 22 min
Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.
S5 · E6Night of Terror 2005-10-28 · 22 min
Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.
S5 · E7For Whom the Belt Tolls 2005-11-04 · 22 min
The kids finally cross Aunt Wanda's line while Bernie's away. Bernie gives Aunt Wanda "Big Mama's Belt" to keep them in line. The kids wind up fearing her even more than Bernie Mac.
S5 · E8Pop Pop Goes the Weasel 2005-11-11 · 22 min
When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
S5 · E9Prison Break 2005-11-18 · 22 min
After misbehaving yet again, Bernie punishes Bryana and Jordan severely. Yet again Wanda thinks he's being too hard on them. But in the end, she catches on. Vanessa turns out to be the sneakiest of them all.
S5 · E10Some Church Bull 2005-12-02 · 22 min
In an effort to bring family members closer together, Wanda insists they participate in the annual parish retreat.
S5 · E11Sorely Missed 2005-12-16 · 22 min
Bernie thinks that he and Wanda need some time alone. Bryana has trouble remembering her mother.
S5 · E12Fumes of Detente 2006-01-06 · 22 min
When Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them, Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.