Seasons & episodes
S5 · E13Doc Takes the Fifth/Safety Last/A Business Affair 1982-01-02 · 48 min
Adam introduces his fifth wife Tania to the crew. Safety inspector Sid takes his job too seriously and sees danger everywhere. Financial group president Ralph tries to talk VP Lydia out of quitting due to bogus rumors about their affair.
S5 · E14Good Neighbors/Familiar Faces/Captain's Portrait 1982-01-09 · 48 min
The nearness of their homes interferes with Don and Doris' romance. Artist Barbara wants to paint Merrill's portrait - nude. Elderly Frank vaguely recognizes honeymooning Stan from somewhere but can't recall details.
S5 · E15I Don't Play Anymore/Gopher's Roommate/Crazy for You 1982-01-23 · 48 min
Concert pianist Paul retired due to arthritis, but fans pester him to play. Gopher is shocked to find out where he met Rachel. David feigned insanity to get a pension and psych Lisa must prove he's faking.
S5 · E16Green, But Not Jolly/Past Perfect Love/Instant Family 1982-01-30 · 49 min
Julie's new hairdo is unusual. Gary thinks he married Diane in a past life. High school coach George is attracted to a woman with a hyperactive son.
S5 · E17Return of the Captain's Lady/Love Ain't Illegal/The Irresistible Man 1982-02-06 · 49 min
Doc and Isaac hear news about Merrill's old flame Linda. Businessman George uses his secretary's love to cover his dirty tricks. To catch a woman's attention, Doug reports being sexually attacked by a woman.
S5 · E18His Girls Friday/The Girl Who Stood Still/A Wife for Wilfred 1982-02-13 · 49 min
Howard travels with secretary Doris, meets Cindy, and pushes Doris to quit so he can hire Cindy. Wilfred offers the crew $10K to find him a wife. How does Abigail tell childhood love Jim that she wears a brace due to spinal problems?
S5 · E19Live It Up/New York A.C./All's Affair in Love and War 1982-02-20 · 48 min
Three divorced men (Edd Byrnes, Fabian, Bobby Sherman) swear off serious relationships; a married man's girlfriend gives him an ultimatum.
S5 · E20The Musical/My Aunt, the Worrier/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Ex-Mom (1) 1982-02-27 · 48 min
The crew stages a musical revue, with Gopher and Isaac scripting and relatives expecting to star. Lionel wants Millie Washington to marry her. Gopher argues with Doc over his former sister-in-law Trish, and with Isaac over their script.
S5 · E21The Musical/My Aunt, the Worrier/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Ex-Mom (2) 1982-02-27 · 48 min
Lionel promises to give Isaac an executive position, if Millie marries him. Doc's in-laws help him make up with Gopher. A stranger paid for Victor's passage. The crew's relatives squabble over who's going to star in the musical.
S5 · E22Klondike Carnival/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/The Experiment/Getting to Know You (1) 1982-03-06 · 48 min
A competition pits Merrill, his rival Gunner, and their crews against each other and reignites a rivalry. Divorcing Harry and Dot take separate vacations. Dr. Skip and Megan need a guinea pig to try out an aphrodisiac.
S5 · E23Klondike Carnival/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/The Experiment (2) 1982-03-06 · 48 min
Ellen and Jesse annoy each other. It turns out that Gunner rigged the games, so Merrill becomes as tough as Gunner is, upsets Vicki, and drives the crew relentlessly to physical exhaustion.
S5 · E24Isaac Gets Physical/She Brought Her Mother Along/Cold Feet 1982-03-20 · 48 min
Nurse Charlene gives company physicals and Isaac fears for his job. Debbie brings mom Millicent to meet boyfriend Ted. Julie's cousin Carter wants to dump his fiancee Muffy for being "very nice".
S5 · E25Burl of My Dreams/Meet the Author/Rhymes, Riddles and Romance 1982-03-27 · 48 min
A publisher (Jared Martin), trying to sign up a famous author (Alan Hale Jr.), becomes involved with the author's niece (Georgia Engel); two passengers (Joanna Pettet and Paul Williams) hunt for treasure; Vicki's friend (Rad Daly) comes aboard.
S5 · E26Does Father Know Best?/Pal-I-Mony-O-Mine/An 'A' for Gopher 1982-04-10 · 48 min
A doctor is uncomfortable when his companion is too friendly with his ex-lover; Gopher pines after his H.S. teacher; father and son pick up girls.
S5 · E27April in Boston/Breaks of Life/Saving Grace 1982-05-01 · 48 min
April is a Spanish tutor to school headmaster Brad York. Lonely Grace Bostwick plans to jump overboard but white-clad Gabriel claims to be a guardian angel. Newly divorced George and Gwen Finley land in the infirmary together.
S5 · E28A Dress to Remember 1982-05-08 · 49 min
One dress affects three people. Model Donna is to wear it to display her diet success. Poor flower vendor Rose's daughter Carol thinks her mom is rich. Norman dodges his ex-wife Nancy's homicidal father Tom.
S5 · E29Mothers Don't Do That/Substitute Lover/Marrying for Money 1982-05-15 · 48 min
Divorced Marian reunites with her son Danny, who reads her diary and avoids her. Gopher and Isaac think Lola is trying to kill husband Orville to inherit his money. Bert is taken with Marla and pretends to be her pen pal.
S5 · E30duplicate to delete Air date unannounced
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S6 · E1Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement (1) 1982-10-02
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S6 · E2Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement (2) 1982-10-02
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S6 · E3The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged, Bothered and Bewildered 1982-10-16
An woman secretly plans to have a child as a 30th anniversery gift for her husband, even though he is ecstatic over their new-found freedom in being retired and, especially, having their older children grown and out of the house; Julie sneakily sets Honey Bee, an old high school friend who always tried to steal her boyfriends, after Gopher (newly smitten with a girl ashore) so that she can concentrate on a handsome new officer; Captain Stubbing wears his hat everywhere in an attempt to keep an old high school flame from finding out he is bald, and she thinks he has a full head of hair because she saw him hatless when he was wearing a toupe for a shipboard costume party.
S6 · E4The Same Wavelength/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for Horace 1982-10-23
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S6 · E5Hyde and Seek/Command Performance/Sketchy Love 1982-10-30
A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister. An artist meets a unhappily married guy. And the ship's comic runs into the wife and daughter he left years ago.