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9 published public reviews
“You are getting a boner before this class ends, the sooner you accept it the better.” — Ted
“I’m just saying I might be Jesus.” — Ted
“Therapy is over. It’s chocolate milk time.” — Ted
“Nice robot costume! Are those the boxes your father used to move out?” — John
“Get some sleep… we jerk at first light.” — Ted
“He says he’s not coming because you’re a disappointment to him and he’s glad he left and he likes his adopted Korean kids better.” — Ted
“Tipper Gore should go to the salon with a photo of you.” - John
Funniest sitcom I’ve ever watched. Funnier and more unhinged than the movie.