Seasons & episodes
S2 · E21Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off 2020-02-10 · 6 min
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
S2 · E22Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America 2020-02-17 · 5 min
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
S2 · E23Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People 2020-02-24 · 4 min
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
S3 · E1YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair) 2020-03-02 · 5 min
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
S3 · E2News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car 2020-03-09 · 7 min
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
S3 · E3“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms 2020-03-16 · 6 min
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
S3 · E4Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube 2020-03-30 · 3 min
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
S3 · E5Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire 2020-04-06 · 5 min
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
S3 · E6BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast 2020-04-27 · 5 min
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
S3 · E7News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach 2020-03-30 · 4 min
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
S3 · E8Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails 2020-04-13 · 4 min
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
S3 · E9A Report from the CollegeHumor Office 2020-04-20 · 6 min
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
S3 · E10U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through 2020-05-04 · 5 min
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
S3 · E11Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash 2020-05-11 · 8 min
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
S3 · E12Mom Disappointed in Son… Again 2020-05-18 · 8 min
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
S3 · E13God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow 2020-05-25 · 5 min
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
S3 · E14My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire 2020-06-01 · 4 min
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
S3 · E15Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty) 2020-06-22 · 7 min
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
S3 · E16Good Morning, River View High! 2020-06-08 · 4 min
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
S3 · E17Welcome to Bug News 2020-06-15 · 4 min
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
S3 · E18Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians 2020-06-29 · 7 min
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
S3 · E19I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet 2020-07-06 · 4 min
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
S3 · E20Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women 2020-07-13 · 8 min
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
S3 · E21All Hail Cello Chigglers! 2020-07-27 · 4 min
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.