Seasons & episodes
S2 · E6Five of a Kind 1989-10-24 · 23 min
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
S2 · E7BOO! 1989-10-31 · 23 min
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
S2 · E8Sweet Dreams 1989-11-07 · 23 min
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
S2 · E9We Gather Together 1989-11-21 · 23 min
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
S2 · E10Brain-Dead Poets Society 1989-11-28 · 23 min
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
S2 · E11Lobocop 1989-12-05 · 23 min
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
S2 · E12No Talking 1989-12-12 · 23 min
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
S2 · E13Chicken Hearts 1990-01-02 · 23 min
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
S2 · E14One for the Road 1990-01-09 · 23 min
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
S2 · E15An Officer and a Gentleman 1990-01-23 · 23 min
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
S2 · E16Born to Be Wild 1990-01-30 · 23 min
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
S2 · E17Hair 1990-02-06 · 23 min
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
S2 · E18I'm Hungry 1990-02-13 · 23 min
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
S2 · E19All of Me 1990-02-20 · 23 min
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
S2 · E20To Tell the Truth 1990-02-27 · 23 min
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
S2 · E21Fender Bender 1990-03-20 · 23 min
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
S2 · E22April Fool's Day 1990-04-10 · 23 min
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
S2 · E23Fathers and Daughters 1990-05-01 · 23 min
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
S2 · E24Happy Birthday 1990-05-08 · 23 min
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.
S3 · E1The Test 1990-09-18 · 23 min
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
S3 · E2Friends and Relatives 1990-09-25 · 23 min
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
S3 · E3Like, a Virgin 1990-10-02 · 23 min
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
S3 · E4Like, a New Job 1990-10-09 · 23 min
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
S3 · E5Goodbye, Mr. Right 1990-10-16 · 23 min
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.