Seasons & episodes
S7 · E26Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute 1995-05-24 · 23 min
A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr. Howell, Bev becomes Mrs. Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.
S8 · E1Shower the People You Love with Stuff 1995-09-19 · 23 min
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
S8 · E2Let Them Eat Junk 1995-09-26 · 23 min
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.
S8 · E3Roseanne in the Hood 1995-10-17 · 23 min
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.
S8 · E4The Last Date 1995-10-24 · 23 min
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
S8 · E5Halloween: the Final Chapter 1995-10-31 · 23 min
Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labor.
S8 · E6The Fifties Show 1995-11-07 · 23 min
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.
S8 · E7The Getaway, Almost 1995-11-14 · 23 min
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
S8 · E8The Last Thursday in November 1995-11-21 · 23 min
When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.
S8 · E9Of Mice and Dan 1995-11-28 · 23 min
With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
S8 · E10Direct to Video 1995-12-05 · 23 min
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.
S8 · E11December Bride 1995-12-12 · 23 min
Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.
S8 · E12The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract 1996-01-02 · 23 min
Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.
S8 · E13The White Sheep of the Family 1996-01-09 · 23 min
D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.
S8 · E14Becky Howser, M.D. 1996-01-16 · 23 min
Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.
S8 · E15Out of the Past 1996-02-06 · 23 min
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.
S8 · E16Construction Junction 1996-02-13 · 23 min
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted.
S8 · E17We're Going to Disney World (1) 1996-02-20 · 23 min
The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
S8 · E18Disney World War II (2) 1996-02-27 · 23 min
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
S8 · E19Springtime for David 1996-03-12 · 23 min
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.
S8 · E20Another Mouth to Shut Up 1996-03-26 · 23 min
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.
S8 · E21Morning Becomes Obnoxious 1996-04-09 · 23 min
After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.
S8 · E22Ballroom Blitz 1996-04-30 · 23 min
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.
S8 · E23The Wedding 1996-05-07 · 23 min
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.