Seasons & episodes
S2 · E21I Only Have Eyes for You 2003-04-23 · 20 min
Carmen's friend is over to study and wants to change out of her dress. When Max hars this, he pulls aposter off his wall to reaveal a hole. He looks through but Carmen sees him and sprays perfume in his eyes. George shrugs it off and tells Max not to do it again. Carmen gets revenge though by taking a picture of Max sleeping with a stuffed animal. This leads Max to bebeaten up at school. While getting stitches, George and Carmen argue and Carmen says George loves Max more. George comes to realize that maybe that is true since he doesn't understand Carmen as well, so he sets off to spend some quality time with her.
S2 · E22Team Leader 2003-04-30 · 20 min
George has to fill out employee evaluations, and doesn't know what to put for Ernie. He puts all 9's when his mom tells him it is because they are trying to figure out who to layoff. It turns out they were making the top 4 team leaders, and that's Ernie. George wants to take it, because he knows Ernie can't handle it, but he doesn't know if he can do it, when Ernie tells him how much he really wants it; Angie learns how to sell makeup products.
S2 · E23George Has Two Mommies 2003-05-07 · 20 min
When George and Angie get into major financial trouble, Benny secretly asks Lydia, the second wife of George's estranged father, for help. Meanwhile, George does his best to obtain extra money-leading him to encounter some disreputable characters.
S2 · E24Long Time No See 2003-05-14 · 21 min
After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation when Angie insists on joining him with Benny and Max. Along the way, George reminisces about his upbringing. Meanwhile, Ernie might finally have some success with women.
S3 · E1Dubya, Dad and Dating (1) 2003-09-26 · 22 min
George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
S3 · E2Dubya, Dad and Dating (2) 2003-09-26 · 21 min
In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
S3 · E3The Cuban Missus Crisis 2003-10-03 · 22 min
Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.
S3 · E4Feel the Burn 2003-10-10 · 22 min
George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
S3 · E5Carmen's Dating 2003-10-17 · 22 min
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
S3 · E6Split Decision 2003-10-24 · 22 min
Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.
S3 · E7No One Gets Out Alive 2003-10-31 · 21 min
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
S3 · E8Bringing Home the Bacon 2003-11-07 · 21 min
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.
S3 · E9Fishing Cubans 2003-11-14 · 21 min
This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.
S3 · E10Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? 2003-11-21 · 22 min
After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
S3 · E11Mementos 2003-11-28 · 22 min
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
S3 · E12Christmas Punch 2003-12-12 · 21 min
At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
S3 · E13Why You Crying? 2004-01-09 · 22 min
George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
S3 · E14The Trouble with Ricky 2004-01-23 · 21 min
When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
S3 · E15God Needles George 2004-02-06 · 21 min
George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
S3 · E16Benny and Randy 2004-02-13 · 22 min
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.
S3 · E17Weekend at Benny's 2004-02-20 · 21 min
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.
S3 · E18Jason Tutors Max 2004-02-27 · 22 min
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
S3 · E19Angie Gets Tanked 2004-03-19 · 22 min
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children.
S3 · E20The Art of Boxing 2004-03-26 · 22 min
Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali's school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.