Seasons & episodes
S5 · E17George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother 2006-03-01 · 22 min
Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.
S5 · E18George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light 2006-03-15 · 21 min
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
S5 · E19George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1) 2006-03-22 · 21 min
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.
S5 · E20George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money 2006-03-29 · 22 min
"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
S5 · E21George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits 2006-04-05 · 22 min
Benny gets upset when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor. When Angie sides with his mother, George goes drinking with Ernie and discovers who's really right.
S5 · E22It's a Cliffhanger, By George 2006-04-12 · 23 min
"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to question Benny for her part in an old robbery, so she flees; Angie has been feeling sick for days and awaits the results of a home pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after being rejected by her first three choices; Max has swiped a forbidden beer and is about to sample his first alcohol; and Vic prepares to propose marriage to younger woman he barely knows.
S6 · E1George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien 2007-01-24 · 22 min
Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begin looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a much younger woman, in the season premiere broadcast.
S6 · E2George's House Has Two Empty Wombs 2007-01-31 · 22 min
Angie maintains her story that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiancée to the family.
S6 · E3George Nieces a New Media Room 2007-02-07 · 20 min
The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.
S6 · E4George Testi-Lies for Benny 2007-02-14 · 22 min
Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
S6 · E5Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode 2007-02-21 · 22 min
George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married to each other.
S6 · E6George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah 2007-02-28 · 21 min
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.
S6 · E7George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good' 2007-03-07 · 22 min
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
S6 · E8George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes 2007-03-14 · 22 min
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
S6 · E9George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante 2007-03-21 · 22 min
A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.
S6 · E10George is Maid to be Ruth-Less 2007-04-04 · 22 min
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
S6 · E11George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness 2007-04-04 · 20 min
When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
S6 · E12George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La 2007-04-11 · 22 min
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally
S6 · E13George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed 2007-04-11 · 22 min
George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
S6 · E14George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation 2007-04-24 · 22 min
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.
S6 · E15George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie 2007-04-24 · 20 min
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
S6 · E16George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test 2007-05-01 · 21 min
Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.
S6 · E17George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line 2007-05-08 · 20 min
Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.
S6 · E18George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia 2007-05-08 · 22 min
A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.