Seasons & episodes
S2 · E8Legend of Baggy Pants 2002-11-24 · 11 min
Murphy's golf game is, due to a lack of golfballs, cut short. Murphy embarks on a frantic quest to find the Pro Shop. On the way, Murphy runs into a Monster-Hesh, snotty telephone operators, the Dolphin Boy, and a perfidious Eggers.
S2 · E9Tinfins 2002-12-08 · 12 min
The crew of Sealab (along with a vapid gossip-show host, a bear in lederhosen and guest stars Kid 'n Play) star in a sneak preview special for the movie Tinfins, complete with plenty of ads for the restaurant Grizzlebee's: "You'll wish you had less fun".
S2 · E107211 2002-12-15 · 11 min
A nuclear submarine crashes outside the station, and the crew of Sealab (in a rare occurrence) must work quickly to stop an environmental disaster from happening.
S2 · E11Feast of Alvis 2002-12-29 · 11 min
Capt. Murphy's attempts at a happy Alvistide go awry thanks to non-Alvian crew members, an uncooperative electrician, and Alvis himself "crapping the buffet".
S3 · E1Brainswitch 2003-05-26 · 11 min
An accident leaves Quinn comatose and Stormy allegedly smarter. Have they really switched brains?
S3 · E2Vacation 2003-06-02 · 11 min
Dr. Quinn forcibly takes a well-deserved vacation, inside Sealab's walls, the crew attempts to find out what he's doing.
S3 · E3Fusebox 2003-06-09 · 10 min
The electricity is out in Sealab, and the crew tries to turn the power back on. This episode shows the outside of the Sealab for 8 minutes, during which time nothing happens besides Stormy destroying a section of the Sealab, and occasional appearances by fish, sharks, and bubbles.
S3 · E4Article 4 2003-06-16 · 11 min
A loophole in the Sealab charter turns everyone into captains, except Stormy (too stupid), Quinn (too proud to exploit the loophole), and the Chinese crew members (because of previous Asian accomplishments, including anime, among other things). How will Sealab survive? And where did Capt. Murphy go?
S3 · E5Return to Oblivion 2003-11-16 · 12 min
A network executive audits the set of the hard-hitting action drama Sealab 2021, with hopes of somehow salvaging the dwindling series.
S3 · E6Splitsville 2003-11-23 · 11 min
Debbie and Quinn break up, while Dr. Virjay gets his old rock band back together.
S3 · E7Tourist Season 2003-11-30 · 11 min
Captain Murphy opens Sealab to tourists, eventually prompting Dr. Virjay to renounce his religion, and begin to eat meat from cows.
S3 · E8Red Dawn 2003-12-07 · 11 min
Kommissar Murphy brings Marxist-Leninist ideals to Sealab.
S3 · E9Meet Beck Bristow 2003-12-14 · 11 min
Hollywood Actor Beck Bristow (Brian Bloom) comes to Sealab to study for a television role.
S3 · E10I, Robot, Really 2003-12-21 · 12 min
Due to an incident with Chubby Carol, Quinn (who doesn't think Carol is so chubby) is blackmailed into giving each crew member a robot body, but what is to become of the crew's old bodies?
S3 · E11Frozen Dinner 2003-12-31 · 11 min
The Sealab crew attempts a daring rescue mission to Ice Station Zebra, one of whose inhabitants has turned to cannibalism. They are accompanied by a German who "came with the sub," bears more than a passing resemblance to Jürgen Prochnow and is given to firing his pistol inside the sub and shouting "Sieg Heil, Cornelius Drebbel!" Unfortunately, the two inhabitants of Ice Station Zebra cannot be rescued due to a lack of wetsuits, thanks to Debbie packing an attractive dress for herself instead.
S3 · E12Tornado Shanks 2004-01-11 · 11 min
As Captain Murphy leaves for The Great Spice Wars, a new captain, Tornado Shanks, is given the helm.
S4 · E1ASHDTV 2004-06-20 · 12 min
A delivering mishap and some dishonesty on Sparks' part pockets Sealab a brand new Asteroid Smasher/High-definition Television. Unfortunately, the ASHDTV was supposed to go to Spacelab so they could destroy an asteroid hurtling towards the earth.
S4 · E2Chalkboard Jungle 2004-06-27 · 12 min
Dr. Quinn teaches Debbie Love's class of 4th-graders including Fatass McBlobbicus, while having to deal with Tornado Shanks' warped and unscientific view of education. The classic story "The Scarlet Ibis," by James Hurst, is ripped off as part of a classroom discussion of death. All the while, cuts are made between Debbie Love's classroom and the spa Love is visiting, creating a series of double entendres.
S4 · E3Dearly Beloved Seed 2004-07-04 · 11 min
The last of Captain Shanks' brothers (who are all named for mythical Greek heroes) dies from a heart attack while taking a dump; all the while, Hesh and Debbie Dupree get married.
S4 · E4Craptastic Voyage 2004-07-11 · 11 min
Quinn, White Debbie, and "He Who Smokes Bitches" Stormy Waters venture deep into Tornado Shanks to destroy a malignant tumor in Captain Shanks' head.
S4 · E5Let 'Em Eat Corn 2004-07-18 · 11 min
Tornado Shanks declares Sealab a sovereign nation in order to be his own tax haven. A wave of secession fever sweeps through the entire crew, with a half-dozen nations declaring themselves independent in a few minutes; with the help of two British businessmen, they are all soon armed with missiles allegedly loaded with nuclear warheads. When push comes to shove and every Sealab nation declares war on every other one, however, the nukes all turn out to be duds.
S4 · E6Neptunati 2004-07-18 · 11 min
Stormy's meddlesome inquisitiveness uncovers Shanks' membership in a world-controlling society.
S4 · E7Isla de las Chupacabras 2004-11-14 · 11 min
A team-building exercise goes horribly wrong when the Sealab crew are attacked by Chupacabras.
S4 · E8Joy of Grief 2004-11-21 · 11 min
A grief counselor tries to help the Sealab crew through a hard time.