Seasons & episodes
S6 · E4Black and White Beauty 1976-10-12 · 30 min
Graeme has established a rest home for clapped-out old animals and is sent a pantomime horse, which Tim trains before it is callously stolen by Bill to enter in the Grand National.
S6 · E5It Might as Well be String 1976-10-19 · 30 min
A series of too honest ads sees revenue for the Goodies' advertising agency plummet, until Tim discovers the joys of string, and Bill and Graeme set about ripping him off.
S6 · E62001 and a Bit 1976-10-26 · 30 min
The futuristic sons of the Goodies have become bored with the extremely violent forms of modern entertainment and seek to revive something truly civilised from their fathers' era - cricket.
S6 · E7The Goodies - Almost Live 1976-11-02 · 30 min
A concert featuring many of The Goodies' best known songs, including Cactus in my Y-Fronts, Funky Gibbon, Black Pudding Bertha, Bounce, Last Chance Dance and Wild Thing.
S7 · E1Alternative Roots 1977-11-01 · 30 min
A historical look back at the ancestors of the Goodies; Celtic Kilty (Graeme), County Cutie (Tim) and Kinda Kinky (Bill) and how they were captured by the evil television slave traders.
S7 · E2Dodonuts 1977-11-08 · 30 min
Disgusted by Tim and Graeme's love of hunting, Bill vows to protect the last dodo.
S7 · E3Scoutrageous 1977-11-22 · 30 min
Tim indoctrinates Bill and Graeme into the Scouts, but they take things to extremes resulting in the movement being declared illegal.
S7 · E4Punky Business 1977-11-29 · 30 min
The punk phenomenon grips Britain as even grannies reject niceness.
S7 · E5Royal Command 1977-12-06 · 30 min
The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is so well received by the royal family that they enter showbiz but end up in hospital, requiring the Goodies to act as their replacements.
S7 · E6Earthanasia 1977-12-22 · 30 min
It's Christmas Eve, and as The Goodies prepare for Christmas they learn that the world is about to end.
S8 · E1Politics 1980-01-14 · 30 min
Graeme is faced with selling the image of two potential Prime Ministers to the nation; Bill as the revolutionary Che Monyou and Tim as the stunning Timita.
S8 · E2Saturday Night Grease 1980-01-21 · 30 min
Bill decides to open Disco Bilius and introduces a mixed dancing competition.
S8 · E3A Kick in the Arts 1980-01-28 · 30 min
The British Olympic team is broke. Tim joins them and competes against Graeme and Bill's Rest of the World team.
S8 · E4U-Friend or UFO? 1980-02-04 · 30 min
The strange alien abductions of trombonists prompt Bill to solve the mystery.
S8 · E5Animals 1980-02-11 · 30 min
Tim becomes an animal rights activist, so Bill becomes a vegetable rights activist and a Watership Down parody ensues.
S8 · E6War Babies 1980-02-18 · 30 min
The Goodies are grown-up babies who are sent off to boarding school during the war years, and are asked by Churchill to go behind enemy lines to buy him a box of German cigars.
S9 · E1Snow White 2 1981-12-27 · 30 min
The Goodies find themselves living next door to Snow White and the seven dwarfs.
S9 · E2Robot 1982-01-09 · 30 min
Due to dire financial conditions, Bill is fired and replaced with a baby robot; however Tim and Graeme need help with raising it and hire a strange, bearded, Swedish nanny.
S9 · E3Football Crazy 1982-01-16 · 30 min
Bill the soccer hooligan is in fine form as Tim becomes Chief of Police in a bid to stamp out such boorish conduct, with football then becoming so boring that its fans flock to the ballet instead.
S9 · E4Big Foot 1982-01-23 · 30 min
The Goodies set off to the Canadian Rockies in search of the mythical Arthur C. Clarke, but find all sorts of other weird creatures including the legendary Bigfoot.
S9 · E5Change of Life 1982-01-30 · 30 min
Bill's 40th birthday makes the Goodies decide to close the business due to old age.
S9 · E6Holiday 1982-02-06 · 30 min
A supposedly relaxing holiday in the seaside village of Dunsquabblin turns very stressful when the Goodies are trapped inside for 17 days due to heavy rain and snow.
S9 · E7Animals are People Too 1982-02-13 · 30 min
Graeme's pet shop has a special new line - people dressed up as animals, but they also suffer from being dumped so Tim sets up a protection society, while Graeme cruelly puts the strays to work.