Seasons & episodes

S3 · E25The Day I Was Born 1998-10-10 · 6 min＋

Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.

S3 · E26Factory Follies 1998-10-10 · 6 min＋

Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.

I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher!

S3 · E28101 Uses for Cow and Chicken 1998-10-17 · 6 min＋

Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.

S3 · E29Intelligent Life? 1998-10-17 · 6 min＋

Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.

The trees decide to rebel against humans after I.R. chops one.

S3 · E31Be Careful What You Wish For 1998-10-24 · 6 min＋

Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.

S3 · E32Lost At Sea 1998-10-24 · 6 min＋

Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminiscing about their fun lives.

I.R. is getting married with a hyena, but it happens that she ran away with a German, hairless chihuahua.

S3 · E34Night of the Ed 1998-11-01 · 6 min＋

Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.

S3 · E35Cow's Pie 1998-11-01 · 6 min＋

Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.

A kid adopts Weasel and I.R. as his pet dogs.

S3 · E37Professor Longhorn Steer 1999-05-03 · 6 min＋

Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.

S3 · E38A Couple of Skating Fools 1999-05-03 · 6 min＋

Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chicken's dream.

Weasel tells his story to psiquiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his own mishaps with Weasel in the room next door.