Seasons & episodes
S7 · E10Domestic Disturbance 2005-01-19 · 21 min
Carrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form of Spence's mom, Veronica. Soon, Veronica proves to make more messes than she cleans, especially when her newly subordinate position makes Arthur pine for her.
S7 · E11Pour Judgment 2005-01-26 · 21 min
Doug decides to pursue a long-abandoned dream to become a bartender, much to Carrie's angst. Although she starts to warm up the the idea, Doug soon realizes that dreams are not always what they are cracked up to be. Meanwhile Arthur enters the dangerous world of politics.
S7 · E12Gym Neighbors 2005-02-09 · 22 min
When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.
S7 · E13Gorilla Warfare 2005-02-16 · 21 min
Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying truth about that night; Danny falls for Holly after his girlfriend breaks up with him
S7 · E14Hi, School 2005-02-23 · 21 min
When delivering a package to his old high school, Doug meets his old football coach, and against Carrie's wishes, begins to return to the school on a regular basis as the football hero. Meanwhile, after losing his eye drops, Arthur manages to lose his sense of hearing, sight, and speech in one day and becomes completely reliant on Holly.
S7 · E15Deconstructing Carrie 2005-03-02 · 21 min
Carrie is discouraged about her looks as she faces her 35th birthday so Doug gets construction workers to hoot and holler at her as she passes by in hopes of cheering her up. Also, Arthur tries to come up with a perfect gift for his daughter.
S7 · E16Black List 2005-03-16 · 21 min
When Deacon snubs his usual boys for a new African-American friend, Doug desperately tries to find his own "roots" in an attempt to win him back. Meanwhile, Carrie runs her cuticles ragged to find out why her manicurist will no longer schedule her appointments.
S7 · E17Wish Boned 2005-03-30 · 21 min
What starts out as a great trip quickly turns into a nightmare as Doug and Arthur are forced to switch planes, which puts them in Pittsburgh instead of St. Louis.
S7 · E18Van, Go 2005-04-06 · 21 min
While eating at a new cafe with Deacon, Doug manages to agitate their waitress so much that she demands they fight once her shift ends. Meanwhile, Carrie asks Holly to go shopping with her, only so that she can use her van.
S7 · E19Ice Cubed 2005-04-13 · 20 min
When a checkout girl is distracted making personal calls and accidentally doesn't charge Carrie for her digital music player, Carrie walks out the store with free merchandise.
S7 · E20Catching Hell 2005-04-20 · 22 min
A work event in a ballpark skybox leads Carrie, Doug and his buddies out to the game - but when an important client finds fault with Doug, Spence has to step in as the devoted husband. At Arthur's dinner party, guest Bernard, turns the table against him.
S7 · E21Slippery Slope 2005-05-09 · 20 min
Doug lures Carrie to a timeshare sales ski weekend where the strength of their relationship is tested under the intense sales pressure. On the same excursion, Spence and Danny feel the sting of intolerance when they assume the role of a "couple" to enjoy the weekend.
S7 · E22Buy Curious 2005-05-18 · 22 min
Doug reluctantly agrees to Carrie's idea to "flip" their deceased neighbor's house but doesn't hesitate to blame her when the cost of the much-needed home improvements start to add up.
S8 · E1Pole Lox 2005-09-19 · 21 min
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time.
S8 · E2Vocal Discord 2005-09-26 · 21 min
When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And when Arthur gets hold of it, their argument becomes entertainment for a senior citizens' group.
S8 · E3Consummate Professional 2005-10-03 · 21 min
Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.
S8 · E4Like Hell 2005-10-10 · 21 min
Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation
S8 · E5Sandwiched Out 2005-10-17 · 19 min
A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.
S8 · E6Shear Torture 2005-10-24 · 21 min
Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.
S8 · E7Inn Escapable 2005-11-07 · 21 min
A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.
S8 · E8Move Doubt 2005-11-14 · 21 min
Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation.
S8 · E9G'Night, Stalker 2005-11-21 · 21 min
Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.
S8 · E10Raygin Bulls 2005-11-28 · 20 min
Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.
S8 · E11Baker's Doesn't 2005-12-19 · 21 min
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday.