Seasons & episodes
S3 · E8Burning Down the House 2008-03-17 · 30 min
Christine hopes acting a bit more wild will stop Barb thinking she's uncool.
S3 · E9The Happy Couple 2008-03-24
Christine tries to forbid Barb and Matthew from letting a night of passion bloom into a full-blown relationship.
S3 · E10One and a Half Men 2008-03-31
Christine tries to control her hormones when her gynecologist says she may be entering perimenopause.
S4 · E1A Decent Proposal 2008-09-24 · 30 min
Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.
S4 · E2How I Hate Your Mother 2008-10-01 · 30 min
Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.
S4 · E3White Like Me 2008-10-08 · 30 min
Barb's profile in a business journal brings in new clientele.
S4 · E4Snakes on a Date 2008-10-15 · 30 min
Christine has been burning the candle at both ends -- working hard and trying to be a good mom. Ritchie decides he wants to join the reptile club at school and tells Christine all she needs to do is get the permission slip in on time. When Christine realizes that she's forgotten yet again, she asks the Reptile Guy (Jeffrey Tambor) to make an exception. He says the only way he'll consider is if Christine will go on a date with him. As creepy as he is, Christine is determined not to let Ritchie down, and so she complies.
S4 · E5Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie 2008-10-22 · 30 min
Christine is distraught when Ritchie stops saying "I love you" to her. When she reveals her distress to Matthew, she also admits that she's been sleeping in Ritchie's room every night. Matthew tells her that if she's not careful, Ritchie will end up like him -- he can't go to sleep without talking to their mother. They spend the night helping each other break these habits.
S4 · E6Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down 2008-10-29 · 30 min
Christine and Barb prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date with two guys they meet at a video store, but jealousy arises when only one of them gets asked out for a second date.
S4 · E7So You Think You Can Date 2008-11-05 · 30 min
Christine and Richard have a dinner date with her new boyfriend, Patrick, (Tim DeKay a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") returns as her date.
S4 · E8Self Esteem Tempura 2008-11-12 · 30 min
A talent scout caught Ritchie's great school performance and he liked what he saw and offered him a audition to do a TV commercial, much to a thrilled Christine, but Richard won't approve of it and refuses to like him go.
S4 · E9Rage Against the Christine 2008-11-19 · 30 min
Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a 'bizarre' reaction to her competitiveness after losing to her at tennis.
S4 · E10Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner? 2008-11-26 · 30 min
Over a Thanksgiving visit, the discovery of a shared secret gives Christine a way to negate one of her mother's criticisms.
S4 · E11Unidentified Funk (1) 2008-12-10 · 30 min
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise comes for an inspection and discovers that they have broken a contractual clause, risking the entire business. New Christine wants Richard to get a vasectomy.
S4 · E12Happy Endings (2) 2008-12-17 · 30 min
The girls change their building into a spa after learning that they can't get a loan to keep their gym afloat.
S4 · E13Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal 2009-01-14 · 30 min
Christine tries to make a good impression at the Parents Orientation. However, her behavior is anything but good when she recognizes one of the fathers as the boy she knew in junior high.
S4 · E14What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas 2009-01-21 · 30 min
New Christine loosens up during a bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw in Vegas.
S4 · E15Reckless Abandonment 2009-02-11 · 30 min
With Barb and Mathew moving out and Ritchie leaving for science camp, Christine wants to prove she can take care of herself.
S4 · E16Honey I Ran Over the Kid 2009-02-18
After Ritchie hurts himself at a skateboarding party, Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting, and they begin competing to prove each other wrong. Matthew gets involved in a rebound relationship.
S4 · E17Too Close for Christine 2009-03-11 · 30 min
At first Christine is impressed when another mother considers her a "rock," but soon finds it's exhausting being responsible.
S4 · E18A Change of Heart/Pants 2009-03-18
Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, bring back memories of Ritchie's birth which, in turn, brings back feelings for one another.
S4 · E19Hair 2009-04-08
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
S4 · E20He Ain't Heavy 2009-05-06
Mathew gets assistance in losing weight from fitness 'expert' Christine, but she soon realizes she can't shed off a few pounds herself.
S4 · E21The Old Maid of Honor 2009-05-13
Hoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a ruse that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christine's sister, Amy.