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S13 · E12Sports of Course, Dizzy Bats Versus Dogs Swinging on Ropes, and Grid Irony 2003-01-24 · 60 min

A dog breaks through a wall; A fish tries to jump into a little boy's mouth; Sports-themed mishaps; Keeping your inner-child; D-fence!; Persistence; Property damage; A flower girl stomps a bug on the bride's dress; Turtles Through Doors VS. Downhill Skiing; Funny animals; Musical montage of people who can't dance; ""Slowing Things Down""; A boy with no pain threshold; ""The Video Calibrator,"" where videos are measured on a cuteness scale; Adolescence; Snowmobiling . . . or just no-mobiling; A graduation ceremony gets drenched when sprinklers turn on unexpectedly; A fake advertisement for interesting pet ideas; Cat tricks; Old folks, including an old man who pulls off a refrigerator door; ""The Naughty Files""; and Hysterical laughter. Finalists: 'Rover Rescue' (Winner), 'Stocking Stuffer' (2nd Place), and 'Snowmobonehead' (3rd place).

S13 · E13The First $100,000 Two-Hour Competition Show of Season 13 2003-01-31 · 60 min

Football mishaps and blunders are the catch of the day, as videos featuring a player knocking over a referee and a deer interrupting a game; a sleeping man getting shaving-creamed; clips of amazing dog tricks; football kids; a drunk raccoon; ""Nincompoop Corner""; people falling between the boat and the dock; Dizzy Bats VS. Dogs Swinging On Ropes; ""You Do the Intro""; baby clips; ""Greetings from France""; and ""Naughty Files."" Finalists: 'Monster's Ick' (Winner), 'Flower-Power Protest' (2nd Place), and 'Big-Knuckle Bride' (3rd place).

S13 · E14Darwin's Favorite Animals, and Bucking Broncos Versus Kids Sleeping on Toilets 2003-01-31 · 60 min

The $100,000 grand-prize winner.

S13 · E15Be My Valentine, With These Clips I Thee Wed, and Extremely Engaging 2003-02-07 · 60 min

Performers blunder on stage; animal mishaps.

S13 · E16Grandpa's Gone Wild and the Strange, Bizarre and Unusual 2003-02-14 · 60 min

Videos celebrate love, weddings and babies for St. Valentine's Day.

S13 · E17Tom's Home Movies, and Falling Down Stairs Versus Hairpieces Coming Off 2003-02-21 · 60 min

Videos featuring nincompoops, sleeping disasters and children's mishaps.

S13 · E18Kids with Buckets on Their Heads Running into Walls Versus Dogs Playing the Piano 2003-02-21 · 60 min

Sports blunders; children's follies; cats vs. dogs. Host: Tom Bergeron..

S13 · E19Whole Lotto Love, Nincompoop Corner, and 31 Burps in 30 Seconds 2003-03-07 · 60 min

Videos featuring goofy children, canines and screaming amusement park ride patrons. Host: Tom Bergeron.

S13 · E20Send in the Repair Crew, Maybe the Parents Need a Time Out, and Backwards Classics 2003-03-28 · 60 min

Sports blunders; a woman blowing out her birthday candles loses her dentures; funny reactions to fabricated lottery tickets.

S13 · E21That's My Child, Pogo Sticks Versus Exploding Snowmen, and How Did You Get So Bad at That? 2003-04-04 · 60 min

A montage of funny pinata accidents; yo-yo attacks; a man gets the surprise of his life when he views his wife's ultrasound.

S13 · E22Child's Play, Egg Cracking, and We Don't Need No Stinking Men! 2003-04-25 · 60 min

A squirrel takes a ride on a spinning bird feeder; a child takes a spill on Easter; people do comical things while sleeping.

S13 · E23Your Athletic Cup Runneth Over, Nature's Sampler, and Tom's Home Movies 2003-05-02 · 60 min

Children at play; animal mishaps; funny female moments. Host: Tom Bergeron.

S13 · E24The Second $100,000 Two-Hour Competition Show of Season 13 2003-05-02 · 60 min

Special ""home movies""; sporting accidents; man with a ""weight"" problem.

S13 · E25Finalists vie for the prize 2003-05-09 · 60 min

The $100,000 grand-prize winner is named in this two-hour episode, which includes clips of a young girl's reaction to a boy's sneeze at a recital; and a bulldog attacking a pair of slippers.

S14 · E1Kids Korner, Disorganized Sports and Thought Bubble Theater 2003-09-28 · 60 min

The 14th-season premiere introduces ""Thought Bubble Theater,"" where videos are paused and pop-up bubbles reveal participants' thoughts. Also: a man's attempt to uproot a tree by tying it to his car; ""31 Trampoline Mishaps In 34 Seconds""; talking dogs; a musical montage of cats. George Lopez does the ""Celebrity Pick of the Week."" Finalists: 'The Collision Kid' (Winner), 'Canine Chaos' (2nd Place), and 'Ramp Champ' (3rd place).

S14 · E2Linguine Greenie and Sibling Rivalry 2003-10-05 · 60 min

People being surprised; the world's largest third grader; a montage of people falling to ""Jump Jive An' Wail""; a limousine driver who needs to go back to driving school; sibling rivarly, including a little girl trying to box up her brother and mail him; people who are doomed from the start; whipped Cream surprises; Part 1 of ""The AFV Art Section""; rude interruptions; the ongoing battle between cats and kids; rolling (things, animals ... and people) to the musical sound of Mistro; the fastest way to wash a bike; ""The Book of Why"" humorously answers some of life's most compelling questions, such as ""Why mom is having a bad hair day"", ""Why animal testing isn't all bad"", ""Why the driveway isn't finished"", and ""Why the price of wheat is skyrocketing""; toasts gone bad; a hungry kid who just can't wait until the cookies are done; and a man who frightens his wife by giving their baby a pacifier that looks like a rat. 'Linguini Greedy' (Winner)

S14 · E3Fetch is for Puppies, Video Guide to Fishing, and Tom's Home Movies 2003-10-12 · 60 min

People who don't focus; Low-tech accidents; Wacky animals to the sound of 'Not Unusual' by Tom Jones; ""Tom's Home Movies""; A human and a bear have a stand-off over who's going to get the pickup truck; People reliving their childhoods; Annoying kids; ""Thought Bubble Theater""; A cat playing with a mouse who is ""digging"" into a shoe; A track-and-field cheater; Unpredictable videos; A montage of destruction to the music from the opera 'Carmen'; Abnormal dog behavior; ""AFV's Guide to Fishing""; People who need to practice their skill a bit more; and in ""Naughty Files,"" a baby pees on its brother upon the mentioning of the word 'bath'. Finalists: 'Dynamite Kids' (Winner), 'Feathered Freak Out' (2nd Place), and 'The Fast and the Fuzziest' (3rd place).

S14 · E4Animals with Attitude, My Big Fat Geek Wedding, and Scared Stoopid 2003-10-19 · 60 min

People pull scary practical jokes; Stage mess-ups and stage falls; Things animals shouldn't be allowed to do; A grizzly bear sucks on a passifier that was dropped into his tank; Parents who are were proud of their kids; An insect plagues a bride; Marrying into the wrong gene pool; Tom tests the new set, which reacts to his feelings by changing color; The dog who will never have fleas; Halloween antics; A guy who learns the principle 'Let Sleeping Dogs Lie' the hard way; Funny babies; A musical montage of people getting hit by fling objects to music from the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still; A dog holding a tennis ball in the air with his front paws; A dog who needs to work on his stage presense; Strange abilities of the body; and ""Naughty Files"". Finalists: 'Mouthy Minister' (Winner), 'I Do. . .Who?' (2nd Place), and 'Skeleton In Closet' (3rd place).

S14 · E5The Greatest Groin Hits, Macho Mishaps, and the Classic Nincompoop 2003-11-02 · 60 min

Clips from over a decade of embarrassing moments; Boneheads from the past; ""The Greatest Groin Hits""; Ice/snow hits, falls, and rolls; Jim Belushi and Courtney Thorne-Smith from According To Jim wish AFV a haapy 300th episode; Dizzy Clips; past hosts including Bob Saget, Daisy Fuentes and John Fugelsang; ""Tom's Home Videos""; ""Then and Now"" with winning videos from past years including ""Astigma-Tizzy"" and ""Towel Butt Baby""; Jennifer Garner and Ron Rifkin appear; ""Mini Men""; ""30 Points In 40 Seconds""; ""Those Disgusting Animals""; Classic Nincompoops; The women from the View; Brides On Fire VS. Trees Crushing Cars; ""Little Women""; ""'I Do' Don'ts""; and the Best of the ""Naughty Files"".

S14 · E6Kitten Kaboodle, the Barking Lot, and Tae Kwan Dope 2003-11-09 · 60 min

Ladies clips; ""Kitten Kaboodle"", the classic cat clips; More ""Greatest Groin Clips""; Wedding faints; Kids that should be listened to; ""Tom's Home Movies""; Bathroom humor; Sara Rue and Andy Dick from Less Than Perfect tell everyone what their favorite kinds of videos are; Practical jokes; ""Critter Titters""; ""Then and Now""; Abusement Parks; ""The Barking Lot""; ""Kitchen Klutzes""; Raven-Symone from That's So Raven wishes AFV a happy 300th episode; ""Rugrat Roundup""; A recap of past winners; Montage of classic rollers; The naughtiest clips from over a decade; The ""Greatest Groin Hit"" is revealed; and Tom Bergeron and the rest of the AFV crew thank Vin DiBona for his hard work on the show over all the years. ""Greatest Groin Hits"" Winner: 'Pool Fool'.

S14 · E7Reindeer Games, Destruction Junction, and You Must Be Joking 2003-11-30 · 60 min

Bad luck magnets; friendly accidents; jumps; ""Nincompoop Corner""; a man grapples with a bee hive; the difference between man and animal; ""26 Spritzes In 24 Seconds""; the first time curiosity ever cleaned the cat; funny accidents in slow motion, with a play-by-play by host Tom Bergeron about just what went wrong; ""The Flame Game""; cats and dogs; in a low-cost production of The Wizard of Oz, a dog refuses to cooperate as Toto on stage; wild sports videos set to music; poise; threesomes; and ""Naughty File."" Finalists: 'Toddler Roulette' (Winner), 'Toto Recall' (2nd Place), and 'Macaw Guffaw' (3rd place).

S14 · E8Santa Claus Versus the Easter Bunny, Not So Wise Men, and the Grinch Who Gave Fake Lotto Tickets 2003-12-07 · 60 min

Fake lotto tickets; ""Not So Wise Men""; People who display their emotions well; A school Christmas performance featuring kids who can't spell; People who need to take a Christmas refresher course; ""Wet Nosed Wonders""; 34 Sneezes In 26 Seconds; Santa Claus VS. The Easter Bunny; People shooting a video with the intention of getting on AFV; People in costumes making fools of themselves; Losing a shoe; A woman who gets her arm caught in a common kitchen appliance; Christmas morning chaos; Snowy and icy accidents; A bear steals campers' food; ""Merry Christmas from Our Staff""; ""Naughty Files""; and ""Classic Nincompoops."" Finalists: 'Back to the Belfry' (Winner), 'Caught on Tape' (2nd Place), and 'Treadmill Trauma' (3rd place).

S14 · E9The Animals Strike Back, Good Sports, and Thanks for Helping, Now Stop 2004-01-11 · 60 min

Clips of animals causing chaos at home; ""Nincompoop Corner""; a man who goes for a boat ride and loses his dentures along the way; sports mishaps; Fake Dinosaurs VS. Dudes In Drag; Innocent Bystaners; ""Thanks for Helping, Now Stop""; a boy who goes bowling and ends up dropping the ball on his dad's foot; and a firefighter who loses control of a high powered hose; ""What's In His Shirt""; running into things; pole vaulting accidents; sleeping on the 'job'; ""The Naughty Files""; and ""The Best of the Babies."" Finalists: 'Sonic Youth' (Winner), 'Piñata Pirate' (2nd Place), and 'Flush With Success' (3rd place).

S14 · E10Into the Mouths of Babes, 31 Cake Splats in 36 Seconds, and Kid's Corner 2004-01-25 · 60 min

Weddings gone wrong; babies doing the darndest things; funny signs; a teenage boy having a really bad hair day after his buddies decide to give him a haircut.

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