Seasons & episodes
S2 · E7The Merger 2000-01-25 · 22 min
The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.
S2 · E8Hunger 2000-02-01 · 22 min
Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until his mother gets involved.
S2 · E9The Off-Site Meeting 2000-02-08 · 22 min
Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.
S2 · E10The Assistant 2000-02-15 · 22 min
Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.
S2 · E11The Return 2000-02-22 · 22 min
Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company warehouse.
S2 · E12The Virtual Employee 2000-05-30 · 22 min
Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.
S2 · E13Pregnancy 2000-06-06 · 22 min
Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him.
S2 · E14The Delivery 2000-06-13 · 22 min
Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing.
S2 · E15Company Picnic 2000-07-11 · 22 min
The annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering. This episode is based on Romeo and Juliet.
S2 · E16The Fact 2000-07-18 · 22 min
Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, 'Chronic Cubicle Syndrome', and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.
S2 · E17Ethics 2000-07-25 · 22 min
After the company employees are forced to take ethical-training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.