Seasons & episodes
S12 · E97Billy Crystal, Patrick Lawler 2005-02-10
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S12 · E98Paris Hilton, Bill Burr 2005-02-11
During ""Week in Review,"" Alan previews the Grammys by singing Tone Luc's ""Wild Thing;"" ten divorce attorneys present the Top Ten; Dave eats a sample of Paris Hilton's new lipstick.
S12 · E99Dr. Phil, Unwritten Law 2005-02-14
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S12 · E100Kid Scientists, Keanu Reeves, Michael Buble 2005-02-15
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S12 · E101Kelly Ripa, Taye Diggs 2005-02-16
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S12 · E102Charlie Sheen, Tori Amos 2005-02-17
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S12 · E103Roseanne Barr, Rachel Weisz 2005-02-18
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S12 · E104Stupid Pet Tricks, Bonnie Hunt 2005-02-21
Competitive eater ""Crazy Legs"" Conti attempts to break the world's oyster-eating record in the lobby of The Ed; ""Stupid Pet Tricks"" features three dogs (none too crazy about the oysters); Bonnie Hunt remembers Johnny Carson (and tries an oyster).
S12 · E105Barbara Walters, Rachel Bilson, Kings of Leon 2005-02-22
Dave demands to be grilled on the annual Barbara Walters Oscar special, but only if he does the interview with Oprah by his side; ""Harold Larkin's Sidewalk Idol"" searches for the next great singing talent; Kings of Leon perform ""The Bucket.""
S12 · E106Michael J. Fox, Amanda Bynes 2005-02-23
Giant rats attack Christo's Gates; Dave comes up with a number of synonyms for inhaling marijuana; Alan editorializes on President Bush, only to float toward promoting a bootleg sex tape he made in 1989.
S12 · E107John Travolta, Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon 2005-02-24
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S12 · E108Ricky Gervais, Rachel Ray 2005-02-25
""Late Show Week in Review"": Dubya (mis)pronounces ""nuclear"" five different ways, while a Flashdancers employee dances around one of Christo's Gates. Also, Lego expert Nathan Sawaya creates a brick portrait of Biff.
S12 · E109The Rock, Solomon Burke 2005-02-28
Snowmobiling great Jay Quinlan performs stunts on 53rd Street; actor-cum-wrester Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnston promotes Be Cool; Solomon Burke blows the roof off The Ed with a pair of songs.
S12 · E110Kirstie Alley, Kathleen Edwards 2005-03-01
""Would You Like To Take A Ride On A Dog Sled?"" on 53rd Street; Kirstie Alley wants to become promiscuous and discusses her new show ""Fat Actress""; Alan has a stern word for Christo's wife Jeanne Claude; Kathleen Edwards performs.
S12 · E111Vin Diesel, Amos Lee 2005-03-02
2004 Indianapolis 500 champion Buddy Rice with ""Top Ten Reasons I Love Racing;"" Vin Diesel talks about his dog, and his new film The Pacifier; Amos Lee sings.
S12 · E112Dan Rather, Poppy Montgomery 2005-03-03
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S12 · E113Bruce Willis, Greg Giraldo 2005-03-04
Outgoing CBS anchorman Dan Rather looks back at his fifty years in broadcasting and the scandal that prematurely ended his career.
S12 · E114Ashton Kutcher, Al Green 2005-03-14
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S12 · E115Jimmy Fallon, Emily VanCamp, The Four Tops 2005-03-15
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S12 · E116Amanda Peet, Dean Kamazes 2005-03-16
Dave is able to work the phrase ""needlessly circuitous"" into the interview with Amanda Peet, plus he admires her profile; Alan gives suggestive advice to Condoleeza Rice; Susan Hum refuses to give her picks for the Final Four tournament; marathon man Dean Karnazes discusses the joy of running.
S12 · E117Sandra Bullock, Gwen Stefani 2005-03-21
Dave thanks the FBI and the Montana police for their efforts following a botched kidnapping involving his son last week; Pat Farmer celebrates ""March Madness"" by trying to duplicate his 90 foot drop shot into a goal on 53rd Street; Sandra Bullock doesn't talk about boyfriend Jesse James, but does plug Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous; ""Alan Kalter's Are You ****ing Kidding Me?"" takes a look at the Robert Blake verdict; Gwen Stefani discusses high school and performs ""Hollaback Girl"" with a drumline and sits down for a chat.
S12 · E118Jessica Alba, Brian Greene, Queens of the Stone Age 2005-03-22
Jessica Alba plugs Sin City and performs a lasso demonstration with Dave; staffer Susan Hum is reluctant to explain string theory; Queens of the Stone Age perform ""Little Sister.""
S12 · E119P. Diddy, Erika Christensen 2005-03-23
""On Sale Now"" (a variation on ""New Products"") includes room-temperature sushi and flammable curtains; Pat and Kenny read a transcript of an interview between Oprah and Kirstie Alley; Dave closes the show by promoting Japanese gum.
S12 · E120Queen Latifah, Seth McFarlane 2005-03-28
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