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S5 · E9Stot or Pronk 2005-02-27 · 30 min

Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. And Donna tries to impress Gaz with a facelift.

S5 · E10Who's the Daddy? 2005-03-06 · 30 min

In the last episode Gaz just got ran over by the ambulance which was going to Janets house. While Janet is in labour, she can't find Jonny! Jonny then sees Gaz being put in the ambulance, and when Jonny sees Gaz, Gaz tells him to look after the baby as if it was his! Jonny is stunned to find out that Gaz is the father. Meanwhile Louise has to bring Janet to the hospital and Jonny meets Janet there. First he hated the baby and Janet, but after spending some time with them he changes his mind. And at the end Gaz and Donna finally got back together.

S5 · E11BaBaBaBaBa 2005-03-13 · 30 min

When Janet becomes a baby bore Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention. Louise tries to bag herself one of Kelly's fellas. Donna and Gaz try their hand at babysitting.

S5 · E12God 2005-03-20 · 30 min

Due to a rainstorm stopping, Louise begins to think she is God. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to teach Corinthian about biscuits and how to be a man, and Janet thinks about a Christening.

S5 · E13Love 83199 2005-03-29 · 30 min

Jonny bids for a chance at his dream job. Gaz and Donna find their dream house. Louise dates her mobile phone and finally gets herself an amazing boyfriend

S5 · E14Near, Far 2005-04-03 · 30 min

In the last episode, Jonny was hoping to get the job at the biscuit factory and Gaz and Donna were hoping to get a house in the country side. Meanwhile Janet got offered a job on a cruise ship singing. There are high sprits going on in group as their all starting new lives. Unfortunately Jonny didn't get the job, there were sheep everywhere around Gaz and Donna's new house. And also Janet didn't know wether to take the job or not because she would have to leave the next day.

S6 · E1Speedycruise! 2006-02-26 · 30 min

Gaz's father closes down the garage leaving Gaz unemployed.

S6 · E2Goblins 2006-03-05 · 30 min

Janet gets a job, making elves, to earning herself some money.

S6 · E3Mummy Cupboard 2006-03-12 · 30 min

Janet starts a sex chat line to earn more money.

S6 · E4Cauliflower 2006-03-19 · 30 min

Louise finally meets her real dad, but he seemed far more interested in Jonny.

S6 · E5Drunk 2006-03-26 · 30 min

Jonny raises his fist to Janet when she provokes him.

S6 · E6Croppity Crop 2006-04-02 · 30 min

Jonny starts a farm and tries to grow his own crops to be self sufficient.

S6 · E7Finger Sniffing 2006-04-09 · 30 min

Things get personal between Janet and Donna when they both apply for the managers job at the archers.Jonny gives Gaz Corinthian after coming to the conclusion that the baby is his.

S6 · E8War, Hurrgh! 2006-04-16 · 30 min

Janet starts her new job at the Archers and soon thinks of a way to entice more elderly customers into the archers meanwhile Jonny tries to help Gaz become a Dad.

S6 · E9Closing Time 2006-04-23 · 30 min

Janet is on the point of losing her job as bar manager of the Archer and Jonny is accused of having homosexual-tendencies. Donna's dad is on the phone and Gaz invites Donna's 16 year old brother over to stay (not a good idea).

S6 · E10When Janet Killed Jonny 2006-04-30 · 30 min

With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of 'The Curse of the Archer'. This spoof horror episode sees all kinds of gory goings-on as the gang are trapped in the Archer, unable to escape until sunrise.

S7 · E1When Jonny Met Sharky 2008-01-13 · 30 min

After the Archer reopens following a refurbishment, all the girls decide to apply for the new barmaid's job. Jonny leaves for Hawaii to go shark-jumping, after winning a competition, leaving Gaz to try and find something more exciting to do.

S7 · E2Dabdaa! 2008-01-20 · 30 min

Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief, following the death of her husband Jonny, so Gaz offers his help.

S7 · E3Homophobia Is Gay 2008-01-27 · 30 min

Louise wants to move in with Janet, who isn't too keen on the idea, so Louise decides to try and convince her by holding a seance to contact Jonny's spirit.

S7 · E4Dead Jonny Walking 2008-02-10 · 30 min

Gaz tries to change the born-again Christian Munch, back to his old self, by tempting him with alcohol. Meanwhile, Louise is disappointed to learn she's having a girl while Janet picks 'dead Jonny' as a theme for Donna and Gaz's wedding.

S7 · E5Here Bums the Bride 2008-02-17 · 30 min

Gaz and Donna finally tie the knot, but a shocking discovery by Louise could cause their new marriage to end prematurely.

S7 · E6Six Months Later 2008-02-24 · 30 min

Janet's inability to keep up the mortgage payments result in her house being repossessed, so Gaz comes up with a plan which could suit everyone.

S7 · E7African Death Face 2008-03-02 · 30 min

Louise tries to arrange for Donna to be her birthing partner. Gaz and Janet's increasing attraction is disturbed by a sudden announcement from Donna.

S7 · E8Borry 2008-03-09 · 30 min

Gaz is not keen on moving south with Donna, and has fallen in love with Janet; Donna has met a new man called Wesley in London and wants to move on from Gaz. However, Gaz lets slip that he and Janet are in love, and Donna throws beer over them but eventually realises that Janet and Gaz belong together, because they are "scum"- but in a nice way. Meanwhile Louise is about to give birth, aided only by Munch, and produces (in The Archer) a beautiful girl whom she names "Louise Louise Brooks", although she tells Munch the name is "Louise Munch Brooks". Gaz and Donna part on ostensibly good terms, and the episode closes with flashbacks of moments throughout the series, to the background of Avril Lavigne's "When You’re Gone".

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