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Ryan's career aptitude test reveals that he should be a teacher, so he becomes the student teacher in Ross's class. Ryan accidentally kills Ross's teacher, Mr. Moss, by stabbing him with scissors so he takes over the class. Ross's girlfriend, a twelve-year-old named Kitty, has a crush on Ryan so Ryan has Tiffany pretend to be his girlfriend.

When Tiffany goes on a weekend ski trip and wakes up in bed and tied up with her skies, she decides to think back to what happen, while Ryan says that he beated up the Abominal Snowman and while Ross witnesses Jack and Jeannie having a high old time while Tiffany and Ryan were away.

After making an unassisted triple play in baseball, Ryan starts starring in many commercials and making some money and fame along the way.

When figuring out that she is now 20, Tiffany remodels her room and thinks that she is old, while Jack and Jeannie fight over who is her most favorite parent.

When Tiffany finds an old western book while planting some flowers, she thinks of what it would be like to live in those times.

When Ross nails shut the front door in order for everyone except Jeannie to watch his five hour story, Jack, Tiffany, and Ryan think about (in order of names before) Floppy and Women and Beer, Clothes Clothes Clothes, and Lightning boy.

Ryan and Tiffany investigate about the dancing baby conspiracy in a parody of The X-Files.

Tiffany gets angry when she must run errands for A. Cyril Studebaker, her literatue teacher, to get an A.

After being fouled out in a game of basketball by a girl, Ryan decides to prove that men are better than women in basketball.

Tiffany is annoyed when Jerome, her sensitive boyfriend, won't stand up to rude people at a movie.

Tiffany's love letters to Jacques, her European boyfriend, end up in Barbara's hands. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy holds a phone vote to decide if he should stay with Drew Barrymore.

After Tiffany remembers Ryan locking her in a closet ten years before, Tiffany makes phone calls to Ryan telling him to beware of the closet monster. Ryan finds Jack, Barbara, and Ross dead and suspects Tiffany.

Ryan and Tiffany sign as Ross's parents for him to retake his IQ test, after he gets an average score of 100.

Tiffany faces off against Barbara in a fencing competition so she can get a good job.

To get money for the cable bill, the family goes on the game show Smart and Stupid, but Tiffany tells Barbara she looked fat and stupid on TV.

Elliot, the school newspaper editor, sues Tiffany for sexual harassment when she tries to get him a front page story. Ryan gets to take over the horoscopes in the school paper.

Ryan tells Tiffany he slept with Penny, a girl she hates, but Tiffany has trouble keeping it a secret.

Jack sells expensive toilets illegally so Ryan and Tiffany can buy a Porsche.

A rich, overwight girl named Taffy has a crush on Ryan, so he dates her for her money.

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Jack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament.

While Tiffany and Barbara write up their applications for college, Tiffany makes a lie about knowing how to play the violin, but finds out that she has to play even though she doesn't really know how.

Jimbo, a fast food millionaire with a burger joint, hires Ryan only to try and win Tiffany's heart by making a burger called the Tiffany Burger.

While dating a guy, Tiffany decides that he might be the one to lose her virginity to, but then Barbara gets in the way.