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S0 · E25Labyrinth 2016-11-01 · 3 min

Dan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both heard the riddle from other sources. Boneweevil successfully explains how to solve the riddle. Fondue and Beur warn Boneweevil of the perils of choosing "down," as it happened in Labyrinth. Thomas and Jeff mimick the talking hands from the movie.

S0 · E26Dildo's Outfit 2016-11-01 · 2 min

Dildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevil's leg. Dildo explains his outfit to the group.

S0 · E27Once You Go Goblin 2016-11-01 · 2 min

Boneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbates and cries in the corner. Praising Bonweevil's hand job again, Eddie insults Fondue's ability and his absent father.

S0 · E28Box of Socks 2016-11-01 · 1 min

After finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. Eddie warns Boneweevil not to touch the socks, as he's had a lot of alone time over the years.

S0 · E29Fondue's Song 2016-11-01 · 1 min

Fondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.

S0 · E30Eddie's Life Story 2016-11-01 · 3 min

Eddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had killed them in attempt to gain entrance to the temple. Because of this, Eddie has a suicidal outlook on life, but is bound by his contract not to kill himself. Fondue explains the wonders of the outside world; parades, parties, juice, etc. Boneweevil asks Eddie if he's ever had sex before, Fondue gets the hint and asks the team to leave the room.

S0 · E31Synax! 2016-11-01 · 3 min

Fondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The group feels bad about hurting the old man. When it's finally Fondue's turn, he proclaims: "SYNAX! NOW YOU DIE!" Erin is disappointed. Fondue tries some cool one-liners to yell at Synax before he attacks the cultist.

S0 · E32Homophonic Joke 2016-11-01 · 1 min

Beur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" joke. Dan invites the audience to stay tuned for a spirited wordplay discussion.

S0 · E33The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast 2016-11-01 · 3 min

Beur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping out Beur's blood into a large spike, which hits Boneweevil. James Dean saves the day by using her much-awaited Holy Blast, to the excitement of her compatriots.

S0 · E34Jeff Davis 2016-11-01 · 2 min

After Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small talk with the heroes, then leaves. Fondue and Beur note the french novel Jeff was holding, and both agree he's not a poser.

S0 · E35Fondue's Parents 2016-11-01 · 2 min

Chadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually slapping herself to death because she was alone.

S0 · E36Tedder's Speech 2016-11-01 · 2 min

Boneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chief and his hair. A little boy tells a sad story

S0 · E37Fondue's Flashback 2016-11-01 · 2 min

While building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in which he was swinging from monkey bars, but his father was nowhere to be seen. Chadge disappears into the void. Back in the present, Chadge gives Fondue words of support, while Fondue hopes the Manticore can't get through twigs.

S0 · E38Invoices 2016-11-01 · 2 min

The group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get their priorities straight before worrying about "invoices." Fondue gets emotional and insists his father owes him. Chadge tries to make it up to him by offering him a painting.

S0 · E39Live at SXSW 2017 2017-03-13 · 25 min

No episode summary available yet.

S0 · E40HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con 2017-11-17 · 25 min

Hosted by Travis McElroy

S0 · E41Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle 2017-11-28 · 25 min

No episode summary available yet.

S0 · E42Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course 2017-12-01 · 2 min

Spencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.

S0 · E43Mallory, You Do Love Fashion 2017-12-01 · 1 min

The gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.

S0 · E44High in Protein 2017-12-01 · 2 min

Boneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.

S0 · E45The B-Bad Boys 2017-12-01 · 1 min

The gang finds that their reputation precedes them.

S0 · E46Beur’s Rage Issues 2017-12-01 · 2 min

Beur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.

S0 · E47Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course 2017-12-01 · 2 min

Spencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.

S0 · E48Let’s Quest 2017-12-01 · 1 min

The gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.

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