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S0 · E25Litter Box Air date unannounced

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S0 · E26Odds and Ends - Brian's Burning Question Air date unannounced

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S1 · E1Officer Jay 2007-02-01 · 22 min

Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

S1 · E2Humanitarian of the Year 2007-02-08 · 22 min

Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

S1 · E3Positively Negative 2007-02-15 · 22 min

Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.

S1 · E4Not Without My Daughter 2007-02-22 · 22 min

Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

S1 · E5Muffin' Man 2007-03-01 · 22 min

Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.

S1 · E6Batteries 2007-03-07 · 22 min

Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

S2 · E1Bored of the Rings 2007-10-03 · 22 min

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

S2 · E2Joan of Arf 2007-10-10 · 22 min

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

S2 · E3Face Wars 2007-10-17 · 22 min

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

S2 · E4Doodie 2007-10-24 · 22 min

When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

S2 · E5Ah, Men 2007-10-31 · 22 min

Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

S2 · E6Maid to Border 2007-11-07 · 22 min

Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

S2 · E7High, It's Sarah 2008-10-08 · 22 min

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

S2 · E8The Mongolian Beef 2008-10-09 · 22 min

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

S2 · E9Making New Friends 2008-10-16 · 22 min

Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

S2 · E10Patriot Tact 2008-10-23 · 22 min

Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

S2 · E11Pee 2008-10-30 · 22 min

Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.

S2 · E12There's No Place Like Homeless 2008-11-06 · 22 min

Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

S2 · E13Fetus Don't Fail Me Now 2008-11-13 · 22 min

Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

S2 · E14I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not 2008-11-20 · 22 min

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

S2 · E15Kangamangus 2008-12-04 · 22 min

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

S2 · E16Vow Wow 2008-12-11 · 22 min

Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.

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