Seasons & episodes
S3 · E19Episode 19 1970-01-26 · 52 min
Sketches including Drug runner blackout, Big Al bullfight, Tony revisits the Farkle family,Maude's world of show business, and Lily the fast talker. Featuring Tennessee Ernie Ford, Tony Curtis and Jill St. John.
S3 · E20Episode 20 1970-02-02 · 52 min
Sketches including Cocktail party, Quickies, Ernestine calls Nixon, News of the past, present, & future, Maude's world of work, Bar door runners, and General Bullwright.Featuring Jack Benny, Johnny Carson, and Michael Caine.
S3 · E21Episode 21 1970-02-09 · 52 min
Sketches including Farkle family dance, Silent theater, Wild visuals, Quickies, Carl looks for toupees, Goldie explains the military draft lottery, and Lily's famous call to William Buckley. Featuring Andy Williams, Carl Reiner, and Greer Garson.
S3 · E22Episode 22 1970-02-16 · 52 min
Sketches including Salute to Weird, Weird World, Dan on Bonanza, Goldie explains taxes, News of the past, present, & future, Perry and Lily chat, Farkle family Thanksgiving, and Breakout in nursery school. Featuring Dan Blocker and Perry Como.
S3 · E23Episode 23 1970-02-23 · 52 min
Sketches including Cocktail party with Ringo, Goldie explains lending law, Farkle family anniversary with Wally, Lily and Arte shipboard romance, and Ernestine calls Hubert Humphrey. Featuring Ringo Starr and Sheldon Leonard.
S3 · E24Episode 24 1970-03-02 · 52 min
Sketches including Danny meets Tyrone F. Hornie, Quickies, Scandinavian storyteller, Goldie explains overpopulation, News of the past, present, & future, and Maude's world of the generation gap. Featuring Danny Kaye and Zsa Zsa Gabor.
S3 · E25Episode 25 1970-03-09 · 52 min
Sketches including Tyrone's bachelor party, Goldie explains time zones, Milton & Mickey encounter, Joke wall, and Farkle family adoptions. Featuring Milton Berle, Mickey Rooney, Jlll St. John, Andy Williams, Buddy Hackett, and Nancy Sinatra.
S3 · E26Episode 26 1970-03-16 · 52 min
Sketches including Tyrone F. Hornie & Gladys' wedding, Quickies, Carol meets the Farkle family, Soul Sister news song, Goldie explains prerecorded television, and Tiny Tim celebrates Gladys' wedding. Featuring Peter Sellers and Carol Channing.
S4 · E1Episode 1 1970-09-14 · 51 min
Sketches include Intro to Lily's tasteful lady and Ruth's friendly lady (hooker), Art's employment agency, Cocktail party, Tyrone F. Hornie and Gladys, Dick Martin swizzlers, Sneak a peek at stiffie, Art and the electric chair, News of the past, present, and future, and Jilly says goodnight. Featuring Art Carney, Chet Dowling, Jilly Rizzo, and Carol Ann Richards.
S4 · E2Episode 2 1970-09-21 · 51 min
Sketches include Return of Ruth's friendly lady, "Bob, Carol, Ted, and Alice" movie runner, Don visits the cocktail party, Comments from David, Ernestine the operator runner, Recruiting sergeant runners, News of the past, present, and future, Arte's German weather map, and the Weird, weird world of entertainment. Featuring Don Rickles, David Frost, Jilly Rizzo, and Chet Dowling.
S4 · E3Episode 3 1970-09-28 · 51 min
Sketches include Goldie's return, Fake commercial, Fake Maude's world, Gladys and Tyrone F. Hornie, Salute to the fabulous Farkle family, Diving rod, Ruth and Lily dropout, Women's liberation, Women in the army, Maude's world salutes women, Cocktail Party, and Goldie presents the news. Featuring Goldie Hawn and Jilly Rizzo.
S4 · E4Guest Starring Ken Berry 1970-10-05 · 51 min
Sketches include Lily and Ken introduce Mervin the Magnificent, Goldie returns, Tim Conway runner, Wolfgang with Jilly Rizzo, Ruth's friendly lady quickie, Priest and nun runner, Ernestine runner, Tim Conway blackouts, Dick as Hollywood Reporter, Maude's world of undertakers, The Swizzlers, and Revisiting the joke wall. Featuring Ken Berry, Tim Conway, and Chet Dowling.
S4 · E5Episode 5 1970-10-12 · 51 min
Sketches include Tim meets Lily's proper lady, Quickies, Tim, Ruth, and Arte caveman runner, Cocktail party, Eskimo runner, the Farkle family, Edith Ann comments, Tim fights with a wastebasket, News of the past, present, and future, Washington update, Maude's world of alcohol, Joke wall, Goodnight Mr. President, and Hot flashes. Featuring Tim Conway, Jilly Rizzo, and Linda Redfearn.
S4 · E6Episode 6 1970-10-19 · 51 min
Sketches include Hawaii update with Don, Dick and Lily's breakfast in bed, Dick Martin as gay ballerina, David Frost's British update, Scuba diving film, Lily and Susie's sorority comments, Dick & Ruth Swizzlers, News of the past, present, and future, Burbank searchable research center, Naughty monster, White House on the hill, and Zero Mostel Finale. Featuring David Frost and Don Ho.
S4 · E7Episode 7 1970-10-26 · 52 min
Halloween special Boo-In sketches include Things that go bump in the night song, Ruth the fortune teller, Orson and Alan's monster sketch, Spooky cocktail party, Vincent on the joke wall, Trick or treat runners, Orson goes to the dry cleaner's, and Witch burning. Featuring Orson Welles, Billy Barnes, and Vincent Price.
S4 · E8Episode 8 1970-11-02 · 52 min
Sketches include Fake cigarette commercial, Rosemenko and Carol runner, Quickies with Carol, Priest quickies, Carol presents Stranger than truth, Broadway cocktail party, Salute to mothers, Adam and Eve revisited, Whistler's mother, Lily and Susie's sorority, Hollywood news of the Future, and modern mothers' song. Featuring Carol Channing, Jilly Rizzo, and Carl Reiner.
S4 · E9Episode 9 1970-11-09 · 52 min
Sketches include Carl's honeymoon runner, Shakespeare cocktail party, Spiro Agneau news, Big Al's sports desk, Underground want ads, Maude's world of the news media, Truth in news, Quickies, Carl visits the Farkle family, Dick and Ruth as the Swizzlers, Presentation of whoopee award, and Carl's Shakespeare joke wall. Featuring Carl Reiner and Jilly Rizzo.
S4 · E10Episode 10 1970-11-16 · 52 min
Sketches include Fake commercial, Purse snatcher, Dick and Ruth Swizzlers, Dan and Dick's middle-age monologue, Bob and Ruth as Adam and Eve, Army intelligence, Football with Big Al, Liberal divorce law quickies, News of the past, present, and future, Ruth's Hollywood report, Teenage dance crazes and Newhart presidential traveling plans. Featuring Bob Newhart, Billy Barnes, and Desi Arnaz.
S4 · E11Episode 11 1970-11-23 · 52 min
Sketches include Phyllis' dating tips, Jilly's language lesson, Lily visits with Edith-Ann, Desi presents news of the future, Lily and Arte Avon calling, Alan in Missing Cinderella, Ruth and Desi's Hollywood report, Fake Maude world, Alan football quickies, Hot flashes/sizzlers, Ruth sings opera, and Desi phonocello bit. Featuring Desi Arnaz, Phyllis Diller, Jilly Rizzo and Rod Sterling.
S4 · E12Episode 12 1970-11-30 · 52 min
Sketches include Bill and Flip visit Dick, Ernestine comments, Shoe store visit, Missing person, Here comes the judge, Racquel Welsh visits Peter, Personality cocktails, Ernestine calls Gore, Maude's world of education, Tribute to William Buckley, How babies are born, and Lily and Ruth at computer school. Featuring Bill Cosby, Vincent Price, Peter Lawford, Gore Vidal, and Flip Wilson.
S4 · E13Episode 13 1970-12-07 · 52 min
Sketches include Rod's Twilight Zone visits Laugh-In, Phil intros catch phrases, Maude's world of comics, Visual comedy, Salute to mothers-in-law, Lily does vaudeville,Eskimo weather report, Mean nurse quickies, and Tyrone F. Hornie visits Lily's proper lady. Featuring Phil Silvers, Rod Sterling, Jilly Rizzo, and Don Ho.
S4 · E14Episode 14 1970-12-14 · 52 min
Sketches include Ernestine welcomes Phyllis and Rich, Debbie and Ruth fake commercial, Bill Cosby crossovers, Auto safety, Funny nuns, Dick's obscene phone call.
S4 · E15Episode 15 1970-12-28 · 52 min
Sketches include Johnny opens Laugh-In, William visits Ernestine, Laugh-In looks at the70s, Salute to Ronald Reagan, Rich salutes politicians, Test tube babies, Zero as Papa Gepetto, Ruth sings opera, and the Laugh-In cast news update. Featuring Johnny Carson, William F. Buckley, Carol Channing, Rich Little, and Phyllis Diller.
S4 · E16Episode 16 1971-01-04 · 52 min
Sketches include Sammy in here comes the judge, Circus monologue, Sammy at the cocktail party, Mexican-American song, A look at show business, Ernestine continues her attack on the establishment, Christian scientists quickie, Rosemenko twins duet, Edith-Ann meets a ten-year-old Sammy, and Arte arranges a boxing match between Wilt and Sammy. Featuring Sammy Davis, Jr. and Wilt Chamberlain.