Seasons & episodes

Xmas Special 2004

Series 1 - Making of Teachers

Series 2 - Making of Teachers

Series 3 - Extras

S1 · E1Episode One 2001-03-21 · 48 min＋

Simon’s life is a tragedy. He’s attracted to his dad’s fiancée, the stripper he just slept with is actually a real policewoman, and Jenny is livid after he told the students her lessons were boring.

S1 · E2Episode Two 2001-03-28 · 48 min＋

Susan’s convinced Simon has a thing for women with authority. He’s determined to prove her wrong, even though his new policewoman girlfriend Maggie is coming into the school to talk about drugs.

S1 · E3Episode Three 2001-04-04 · 48 min＋

Maggie’s upset that Simon was clearly so embarrassed of her when she met his friends, so she stops returning his calls. Brian and Kurt let Simon move into their flat, which is a relief. At first ….

S1 · E4Episode Four 2001-04-11 · 48 min＋

Simon’s terrified his sex life is deteriorating when he and Maggie go for a few days without any action, and he feels intimidated when he finds out she’s had sex in all sorts of interesting places.

S1 · E5Episode Five 2001-04-18 · 48 min＋

The students lock Simon and Jenny in the stationery cupboard, where sexual tension gets the better of them. Spurred on by guilt, Simon moves in with Maggie and they throw a housewarming party.

S1 · E6Episode Six 2001-04-25 · 48 min＋

It’s open evening, and Susan’s husband turns up angrily demanding she accompany him to his work dinner. When she storms off, everyone thinks she’s had some kind of nervous breakdown.

S1 · E7Episode Seven 2001-05-02 · 48 min＋

Pornography with teachers’ faces superimposed on it has been doing the rounds, including a delightful depiction of Simon and Bob together. And Simon has to handle a female student's chest complaint.

S1 · E8Episode Eight 2001-05-09 · 48 min＋

Simon has his big interview, and finds out if he can keep his job. Liz can’t wait to tell everyone about Kurt’s secret relationship with Carol. And Jenny and Simon finally admit to their feelings.

S2 · E1Episode One 2002-03-13 · 48 min＋

It’s a new term. Simon mistakes new languages tutor J.P. for a sixth former, and buxom newcomer Penny receives a lot of attention from the men. Recently divorced Susan turns on the charms with J.P.

S2 · E2Episode Two 2002-03-20 · 48 min＋

Carol continues to pursue Kurt, even though he insists their relationship is over and tries to convince her that Penny is his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Bob tells Simon he hasn’t had sex for 23 years.

S2 · E3Episode Three 2002-03-27 · 48 min＋

Jenny’s house-shaking romping with her new boyfriend Alec is driving Susan crazy, so she agrees to get a flat with Simon. And then Brian and Kurt convince Simon that he fancies her.

S2 · E4Episode Four 2002-04-03 · 48 min＋

When J.P. comes out to the rest of the teachers, Simon, Kurt and Susan begin a campaign of wind-ups against Brian. But with J.P.’s help, Brian finds a way to get his own back.

S2 · E5Episode Five 2003-04-10 · 48 min＋

Susan drags the others over to the house to prove how annoying Jenny’s boyfriend is. Brian and Kurt are confused when J.P. spends the night with a girl.

S2 · E6Episode Six 2002-04-17 · 48 min＋

A delusional Bob manages to convince himself that Penny fancies him. This spurs him into undergoing a ridiculous fitness regime, which soon results in total collapse. Is this the end of Bob?

S2 · E7Episode Seven 2002-04-24 · 48 min＋

When a former student brings her baby into school to illustrate the hardships of motherhood, Susan ends up desperate for a child of her own. She doesn’t need a father, just good genetic material.

S2 · E8Episode Eight 2002-05-01 · 48 min＋

Jenny decides it’s time to finish with Alec; she just needs to work out how. Meanwhile, Simon shocks everyone by announcing he’s going to quit his job and fly to South America—on Saturday.

S2 · E9Episode Nine 2002-05-08 · 48 min＋

Having split up with Alec, Jenny’s going through a hedonistic phase—much to Brian and Kurt’s delight as she keeps buying all the drinks.

S2 · E10Episode Ten 2002-05-15 · 48 min＋

Penny takes a shine to Simon’s replacement Matt because he’s the only person who talks to her. And Kurt wonders if he made a mistake splitting up with Carol.

S3 · E1Episode One 2003-08-06 · 48 min＋

A new term and a new teacher, in the (rather large) shape of Lindsay. She can outdrink the boys, and Brian in particular thinks she’s brilliant, until Kurt convinces him that she fancies him.

S3 · E2Episode Two 2003-08-13 · 48 min＋

Penny’s self-obsession and self-pity have reached such dizzying new heights that she’s driving everyone insane. Bored to tears with her moaning, Lindsay finally cracks.