Seasons & episodes

S1 · E1Chapter One: As You Wish 2020-06-29 · 6 min＋

When I was your age, television was called books.

S1 · E2Chapter Two: The Shrieking Eels 2020-06-30 · 6 min＋

I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.

S1 · E3Chapter Three: The Cliffs of Insanity 2020-07-01 · 6 min＋

I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?

S1 · E4Chapter Four: Battle of the Wits 2020-07-02 · 6 min＋

Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.

S1 · E5Chapter Five: Life Is Pain 2020-07-03 · 6 min＋

Anyone who says differently, is selling something.

S1 · E6Chapter Six: The Fire Swamp 2020-07-06 · 6 min＋

I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

S1 · E7Chapter Seven: The Pit of Despair 2020-07-07 · 6 min＋

I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.

S1 · E8Chapter Eight: Ultimate Suffering 2020-07-08 · 6 min＋

Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!

S1 · E9Chapter Nine: Have Fun Storming the Castle! 2020-07-09 · 6 min＋

Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

S1 · E10Chapter Ten: To the Pain! 2020-07-10 · 6 min＋

Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.