Seasons & episodes
S1 · E1Tractoring 2021-06-11 · 54 min
Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.
S1 · E2Sheeping 2021-06-11 · 51 min
Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.
S1 · E3Shopping 2021-06-11 · 52 min
Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
S1 · E4Wilding 2021-06-11 · 49 min
Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
S1 · E5Pan (dem) icking 2021-06-11 · 47 min
As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
S1 · E6Melting 2021-06-11 · 42 min
Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
S1 · E7Fluffing 2021-06-11 · 41 min
As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
S1 · E8Harvesting 2021-06-11 · 54 min
After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.
S2 · E1Surviving 2023-02-10 · 39 min
Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
S2 · E2Cowering 2023-02-10 · 51 min
Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.
S2 · E3Schmoozing 2023-02-10 · 49 min
Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.
S2 · E4Badgering 2023-02-10 · 44 min
Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.
S2 · E5Council-ing 2023-02-10 · 44 min
The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.
S2 · E6Counselling 2023-02-10 · 49 min
The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.
S2 · E7Scheming 2023-02-10 · 51 min
Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.
S2 · E8Climaxing 2023-02-10 · 49 min
Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.
S3 · E1Unfarming 2024-05-03 · 44 min
We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.
S3 · E2Porking 2024-05-03 · 46 min
Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.
S3 · E3Jobbing 2024-05-03 · 48 min
It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.
S3 · E4Harrowing 2024-05-03 · 49 min
Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.
S3 · E5Healing 2024-05-10 · 52 min
Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.
S3 · E6Mushrooming 2024-05-10 · 50 min
Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.
S3 · E7Parking 2024-05-10 · 52 min
Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.
S3 · E8Calculating 2024-05-10 · 60 min
Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.