Seasons & episodes
S3 · E1Comedians 1993-09-06 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.
S3 · E2Carwash 1993-09-06 · 10 min
Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.
S3 · E3Couch-Fishing 1993-09-07 · 10 min
The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
S3 · E4Incognito 1993-09-08 · 10 min
After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.
S3 · E5Kidnapped 1993-09-08 · 21 min
Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.
S3 · E6Naked Colony 1993-09-13
Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.
S3 · E7Tornado 1993-09-14
The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.
S3 · E8Cleaning House 1993-09-20 · 10 min
Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.
S3 · E9Scratch 'N' Win 1993-09-21 · 10 min
The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.
S3 · E10Scared Straight 1993-09-27 · 12 min
Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
S3 · E11Eating Contest 1993-09-30 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.
S3 · E12Sporting Goods 1993-10-04 · 10 min
Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.
S3 · E13Sperm Bank 1993-10-07 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.
S3 · E14Buff 'N' Stuff 1993-10-14 · 10 min
Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.
S3 · E15Citizen Butt-head 1993-10-18 · 21 min
Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.
S3 · E16Politically Correct 1993-10-21 · 10 min
The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.
S3 · E17Ball Breakers 1993-10-25 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
S3 · E18Beavis and Butt-head Meet God 1993-10-28 · 20 min
After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
S3 · E19True Crime 1993-11-01 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
S3 · E20The Trial 1993-11-04 · 11 min
For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.
S3 · E21The Crush 1993-11-08 · 11 min
Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.
S3 · E22Plate Frisbee 1993-11-11 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
S3 · E23Canoe 1993-11-15 · 11 min
The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
S3 · E24Young, Gifted & Crude 1993-11-25 · 10 min
The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.