Seasons & episodes
S3 · E17I Can't Stan You 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2007-05-06 · 22 min
When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.
S3 · E18The Magnificent Steven 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2007-05-13 · 22 min
After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.
S3 · E19Joint Custody 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2007-05-20 · 22 min
Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.
S4 · E1The Vacation Goo 8.8 / 10 · 2 published ratings 2007-09-30 · 22 min
Francine demands that Stan take the family on a vacation after she learns all of their previous vacations never actually happened: The CIA had planted artificial memories of the "vacations" in their brains so Stan could ditch them. Meanwhile, Roger wants to be a thespian.
S4 · E2Meter Made 9.6 / 10 · 2 published ratings 2007-10-07 · 22 min
After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service--as a meter maid. Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one of the artists turns out to be Roger.
S4 · E3Dope & Faith 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2007-10-14 · 22 min
Stan prays for a friend and one is provided: a guy named Brett who's like him in every way but one--he's an atheist. So Stan has some evangelizing to do. Meanwhile, Steve is accepted into wizardry school.
S4 · E4Big Trouble in Little Langley 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2007-11-04 · 22 min
Stan seeks out Francine's birth parents because her visiting adoptive parents annoy him so much. But they don't annoy Steve, especially after they give him fireworks.
S4 · E5Haylias 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2007-11-11 · 22 min
Stan, who had Hayley brainwashed because he wanted her to be a sleeper CIA agent, activates her and orders her to marry a senator's son. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve decide to open a detective agency like the ones in the '70s TV shows they have been watching.
S4 · E6The 42-Year-Old Virgin 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2007-11-18 · 22 min
Although Stan is a veteran CIA agent, it turns out that he has never killed anyone, so three of his buddies from the agency (and Roger) take him out so he can bag his "first kill."
S4 · E7Surro-Gate 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2007-12-02 · 22 min
Terry and Greg, the Smiths' gay neighbors, want to have a baby, and Francine offers to be their surrogate. Not surprisingly, Stan objects. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play a practical joke on Klaus, who vows revenge.
S4 · E8The Most Adequate Christmas Ever 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2007-12-16 · 22 min
Stan dies on Christmas Eve while trying to find a perfect Christmas tree, then wreaks havoc in heaven (and limbo) trying to return to Earth to save his family--who were dragged along on his quest--from freezing to death in the woods.
S4 · E9Frannie 911 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-01-06 · 22 min
Stan and Francine give the constantly nasty Roger an ultimatum: Be nice or ship out. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play truth or dare, and Steve decides to become a backup dancer.
S4 · E10Tearjerker 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-01-13 · 22 min
A James Bond spoof casts Stan as a 007-type agent assigned by B (Bullock) to infiltrate the set of a movie producer named TchochkieSchmear (Klaus), who's in cahoots with the diabolical villain Tearjerker (Roger). Their plan? To kill everyone in the world by making movies so sad, people will cry themselves to death.
S4 · E11Oedipal Panties 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-01-27 · 22 min
When Stan's mom gets dumped by yet another boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support, which he willingly provides (yet again). Francine, feeling threatened, seeks to loosen this umbilical cord, with Roger's help. Meanwhile, Klaus inadvertently gives Steve a fish disease called "ick."
S4 · E12Widowmaker 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-02-17 · 22 min
Francine wants Stan to open up emotionally, and after a few sessions with "pretend psychiatrist" Roger, he's more touchy-feely than she can handle. Meanwhile, Hayley kills the queen bee from Steve's science project, and he vows vengeance.
S4 · E13Red October Sky 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-04-27 · 22 min
Stan hunts for an ex-KGB agent but can't find him--until he moves in next door. And Steve is building a rocket for a school science project, but can't get it to work--until he gets some help from his new next-door neighbor. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head off on a European vacation.
S4 · E14Office Spaceman 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-05-04 · 22 min
After outing himself as an alien, Roger (in disguise) finagles his way into being appointed the CIA's chief alien hunter to take advantage of a lavish expense account--while coming up just short in attempts to catch himself. Meanwhile, Francine shocks her family by displaying a prejudice they never knew she had.
S4 · E15Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-05-11 · 22 min
After almost dying in a car crash, Stan decides that he must do something important with his life, so he digs for the gold he claims Iran-Contra figure Oliver North buried beneath his house. Meanwhile, Roger poses as a sexually provocative female office worker, hoping he'll be harassed so he can sue over it.
S4 · E16Spring Breakup 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-05-18 · 22 min
Francine is out of town, giving Roger an opportunity to host spring break at the Smith house for visiting college students, one of whom becomes the straying Stan's "spring-break buddy." Meanwhile, cable music-channel host Carmen Selectra decides she wants to make Steve her sexual conquest.
S5 · E11600 Candles 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-09-28 · 22 min
It's Roger's 1600th birthday, but the Smiths are too freaked out by Steve's impending puberty to celebrate. So Roger decides to make his own birthday fun.
S5 · E2The One That Got Away 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-10-05 · 22 min
Roger plays detective to track down a case of what he suspects is identity theft. Meanwhile, the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon Says.
S5 · E3One Little Word 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-10-19 · 22 min
Bullock makes Stan his "No. 1" at the CIA, a promotion that makes the furious Francine the "No. 1" babysitter for Bullock's baby son. Bullock needs someone to watch the kid because his wife's been kidnapped by Iraqi insurgents.
S5 · E4Choosey Wives Choose Smith 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-11-02 · 22 min
Stan learns that Francine was engaged to another man before she met him, and tracks the guy down to size him up. Meanwhile, Steve can't stay away from a schizophrenic cat that literally has nine lives.
S5 · E5Escape from Pearl Bailey 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2008-11-09 · 22 min
Steve plots revenge after girlfriend Debbie loses a very dirty election for class president. But it backfires badly.