Seasons & episodes
S13 · E1Roots 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-01-25 · 21 min
Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.
S13 · E2The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-02-01 · 21 min
Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.
S13 · E3Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-02-08 · 21 min
Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.
S13 · E4N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-02-15 · 21 min
Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.
S13 · E5Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-02-22 · 21 min
Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.
S13 · E6Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-02-29 · 21 min
Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.
S13 · E7The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-03-07 · 21 min
When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.
S13 · E8Stan-Dan Deliver 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-03-14 · 21 min
Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.
S13 · E9Anchorfran 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-03-21 · 21 min
Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.
S13 · E10The Two Hundred 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-03-28 · 21 min
Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as "The Two Hundred" has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.
S13 · E11The Unincludeds 10.0 / 10 · 1 published rating 2016-04-11 · 21 min
Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.
S13 · E12The Dentist's Wife 2016-04-18 · 21 min
Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.
S13 · E13Widow's Pique 2016-04-25 · 21 min
When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.
S13 · E14The Nova Centauris-Burgh Board Of Tourism Presents: American Dad 2016-05-02 · 21 min
Francine joins in on Steve and his pals' live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.
S13 · E15Daesong Heavy Industries 2016-05-09 · 21 min
Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented "Noah's Ark."
S13 · E16Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence 2016-05-16 · 21 min
Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and Jeff decides to enlist; and Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.
S13 · E17Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth 2016-05-23 · 21 min
When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet".
S13 · E18Mine Struggle 2016-05-30 · 21 min
When Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, the Morton Salt Company wants to buy it. It turns out Steve is the rightful owner of the land, and he faces pressure from the family to sell.
S13 · E19Garfield and Friends 2016-06-06 · 21 min
Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.
S13 · E20Gifted Me Liberty 2016-06-13 · 21 min
Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.
S13 · E21Next of Pin 2016-06-20 · 21 min
Stan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.
S13 · E22Standard Deviation 2016-06-27 · 21 min
To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.