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S0 · E25Gift of the White Guy 2024-11-25 · 22 min

Peter must recover Lois' Christmas brooch after gifting it away in a White Elephant exchange; Stewie changes his attitude upon learning he's on Santa's "Naughty List."

S0 · E26A Little Fright Music 2025-10-06 · 22 min

Brian and Stewie realize there is a shortage of quality Halloween songs, so they set out to write a hit, and Peter and the guys discover that lying about trick or treating can have deadly consequences.

S0 · E27Holiday 2025: Disney's Hulu's Family Guy's Hallmark Channel's Lifetime's Unoriginal Holiday Movie 2025-11-28 · 22 min

In this take on generic holiday movies, Lois, who works for "Big Pie" travels to a small town in hopes of stealing Peter's award-winning family secret pie recipe.

S0 · E28Holiday 2026: Happy Hell-o-ween 2026-10-05

Brian and Stewie find themselves in Hell - not an annoying day, the actual underworld - paying for 24 seasons' worth of bad behavior. When they manage to annoy even the Devil himself, they end up in charge.

S1 · E1Death Has a Shadow 1999-01-31 · 23 min

After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.

S1 · E2I Never Met the Dead Man 1999-04-11 · 23 min

While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.

S1 · E3Chitty Chitty Death Bang 1999-04-18 · 23 min

Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter comes to pick up Meg, when the Cult Leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.

S1 · E4Mind Over Murder 1999-04-25 · 23 min

At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.

S1 · E5A Hero Sits Next Door 1999-05-01 · 23 min

When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.

S1 · E6The Son Also Draws 1999-05-02 · 23 min

Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes the family to the Big Apple to try to get Chris reinstated back into the scouts. After Peter takes a wrong turn on the way, the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois then gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.

S1 · E7Brian: Portrait of a Dog 1999-05-15 · 23 min

When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.

S2 · E1Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater 1999-09-23 · 23 min

Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

S2 · E2Holy Crap 1999-09-30 · 23 min

Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

S2 · E3Da Boom 1999-12-26 · 23 min

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

S2 · E4Brian in Love 2000-03-07 · 23 min

A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.

S2 · E5Love Thy Trophy 2000-03-14 · 23 min

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.

S2 · E6Death Is a Bitch 2000-03-21 · 23 min

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

S2 · E7The King Is Dead 2000-03-28 · 23 min

When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.

S2 · E8I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar 2000-03-28 · 23 min

Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

S2 · E9If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' 2000-04-04 · 23 min

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

S2 · E10Running Mates 2000-04-11 · 23 min

Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

S2 · E11A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks 2000-04-18 · 23 min

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

S2 · E12Fifteen Minutes of Shame 2000-04-25 · 23 min

Meg exposes her family on a talk show.

S2 · E13Road to Rhode Island 2000-05-30 · 23 min

Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

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