Seasons & episodes
S2 · E14Let's Go to the Hop 2000-06-06 · 23 min
Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.
S2 · E15Dammit Janet 2000-06-13 · 23 min
Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.
S2 · E16There's Something About Paulie 2000-06-27 · 23 min
As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.
S2 · E17He's Too Sexy for His Fat 2000-06-27 · 23 min
Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.
S2 · E18E. Peterbus Unum 2000-07-12 · 23 min
After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.
S2 · E19The Story on Page One 2000-07-18 · 23 min
Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.
S2 · E20Wasted Talent 2000-07-25 · 23 min
Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.
S2 · E21Fore Father 2000-08-01 · 23 min
Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.
S3 · E1The Thin White Line (1) 2001-07-11 · 23 min
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
S3 · E2Brian Does Hollywood (2) 2001-07-18 · 23 min
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
S3 · E3Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington 2001-07-25 · 23 min
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
S3 · E4One If by Clam, Two If by Sea 2001-08-01 · 23 min
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
S3 · E5And the Wiener Is... 2001-08-08 · 23 min
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
S3 · E6Death Lives 2001-08-15 · 23 min
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
S3 · E7Lethal Weapons 2001-08-22 · 23 min
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
S3 · E8The Kiss Seen Around the World 2001-08-29 · 23 min
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
S3 · E9Mr. Saturday Knight 2001-09-05 · 23 min
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
S3 · E10Fish Out of Water 2001-09-19 · 23 min
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
S3 · E11Emission Impossible 2001-10-08 · 23 min
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
S3 · E12To Love and Die in Dixie 2001-11-15 · 23 min
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
S3 · E13Screwed the Pooch 2001-11-29 · 23 min
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
S3 · E14Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? 2001-12-06 · 23 min
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
S3 · E15Ready, Willing, and Disabled 2001-12-20 · 23 min
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Chris fight over $26.
S3 · E16A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas 2001-12-21 · 23 min
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.