Seasons & episodes
S1 · E1Brains and Eggs 1996-01-09 · 22 min
The leader of an alien recon party on Earth discovers he has "feelings" for a professor.
S1 · E2Post-Nasal Dick 1996-01-16 · 22 min
When Tommy catches a bug, the crew gets its first taste of human illness.
S1 · E3Dick's First Birthday 1996-01-23 · 22 min
Dick is introduced to the concept of birthdays--and it dawns on him that he's getting old.
S1 · E4Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus 1996-01-30 · 22 min
Dick assigns Sally to go on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.
S1 · E5Dick, Smoker 1996-02-06 · 22 min
While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.
S1 · E6Green-Eyed Dick 1996-02-13 · 18 min
Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her. Harry adopts a stray dog.
S1 · E7Lonely Dick 1996-02-20 · 22 min
Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation. Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.
S1 · E8Body & Soul & Dick 1996-02-27 · 22 min
When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a “forthright and honest” eulogy about the universally despised academic. Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an “easy” cheerleader.
S1 · E9Ab-Dick-ted 1996-03-05 · 22 min
Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.
S1 · E10Truth or Dick 1996-03-12 · 22 min
Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting. Sally and Harry apply for driver's licenses.
S1 · E11The Art of Dick 1996-03-19 · 22 min
While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry's good; Dick isn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.
S1 · E12Frozen Dick 1996-03-26 · 22 min
A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.
S1 · E13Angry Dick 1996-04-02 · 22 min
The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.
S1 · E14The Dicks They Are A-Changin' 1996-04-09 · 22 min
When Dick's evasive about his past, Dr. Albright suspects he's a '60s radical fugitive. Harry joins a CD-of-the-month club, and is swamped with CDs.
S1 · E15I Enjoy Being a Dick 1996-04-21 · 22 min
Flummoxed by feminism, Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group. Harry and Sally get jobs at a pancake restaurant.
S1 · E16Dick Like Me 1996-04-23 · 22 min
Dick decides that the Solomons don't “fit in” on Earth, so he shops for an ethnic group to join. Meanwhile, Sally wants to fit in with Tommy's handsome teacher.
S1 · E17Assault with a Deadly Dick 1996-04-30 · 22 min
The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime (“This planet is in a bad neighborhood,” sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.
S1 · E18Father Knows Dick 1996-05-07 · 22 min
Dick decides the reason Harry is “odd” is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.
S1 · E19Selfish Dick 1996-05-14 · 22 min
Albright gets a new office, much to Dick's chagrin. Sally lands in the hospital---where she, Harry and Tommy pretend to be “ER” doctors.
S1 · E20See Dick Run (1) 1996-05-21 · 22 min
Dr. Albright finally agrees to date Dick and Harry receives an ominous message from the home planet.
S2 · E1See Dick Continue to Run (2) 1996-09-22 · 22 min
While Dick is trapped in the basement, Evil Dick begins a plan to impregnate all women in Ohio.
S2 · E2See Dick Continue to Run, Continued (3) 1996-09-22 · 22 min
Evil Dick plans to take over the world and pick up where Dick left off with Albright.
S2 · E3Hotel Dick 1996-09-29 · 22 min
Aghast at the treatment of aliens in a hit science fiction movie, the Solomons attend a science fiction convention to try to set the record straight -- and Sally's first experience of hotels get her hooked on room service.
S2 · E4Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space 1996-10-06 · 22 min
Romantic woes between Sally and Randell don't deter Harry from signing up with a dating service. August tests Tommy's loyalty.