Seasons & episodes

S0 · E1TV Time 2023-08-19 · 8 min＋

When Scissors gets tired of not getting his way, he hires a "power shark."

S0 · E2World Record 2025-07-17 · 1 min＋

Scissors tries to smash the most watermelons in 30 seconds with his face, and Rock and Paper are there to document this historic moment.

What happened to Go Fish? Does no one play Go Fish anymore?

S0 · E4Rock's Inner Peace 2025-07-31 · 1 min＋

Finally... Rock can relax away from Paper and Scissor's constant bickering... or can he?

Banana peels? People only slip on those in cartoons!

Ugh, I hate award shows.

Maybe the money is in this TV bank!

Knife Lips is a menace!

S0 · E9Rock's Windswept Look 2025-09-11 · 1 min＋

Rock takes his modeling to the next level.

S0 · E10Salt Prank 2025-09-12 · 1 min＋

Rock and Scissors try to prank Paper with his salt but feel guilty after hearing his sad story.

Dreamscape tries to call the mayor to announce his plans to take over the city but is stuck on hold with a receptionist instead.

Orange you glad you aren't having this argument about fruit?

Rock, Paper, and Scissors just got burned by Pencil in the nerdiest possible way.

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It wouldn't be a Rock Paper Scissors scene without Lou ranting for at least a minute.

S1 · E1Birthday Police 2023-08-22 · 11 min＋

When Scissors constructs a lie that it was Rock's birthday in an opportunity to get free cake, the trio gets caught and is on the run from the Birthday Police, and hide in an underground cave with other people who have done the same thing.

S1 · E2Paper's Big Lie 2023-08-22 · 11 min＋

Paper falls in love with his next door neighbor Pencil, and when he becomes desperate to impress her, he lies about being a proper inventor. Things spill over when he ends up being the Earth's only hope against an alien invasion led by hippos.

S1 · E3The Fart Joke Debate 2024-02-11 · 11 min＋

When Paper doesn't think that fart jokes are funny, Pencil, Scissors & Rock get help from a old comedian who used to tell stand-up comedy using fart jokes.

S1 · E4The First Lou Episode 2024-02-11 · 11 min＋

In order to make him lower the rent, Rock, Paper & Scissors help their grumpy landlord Lou on his bucket list for one thing: becoming a pop star.

S1 · E5Scissors Gets a Job 2024-02-12 · 22 min＋

Scissors, struggling to make ends meet, is repeatedly fired from various jobs until he lands a position as a janitor for a secret crime-fighting organization, embarking on his first (and only) mission to confront a supervillain alongside his fellow janitors.

S1 · E6The Arctic 2024-02-13 · 11 min＋

After the heater breaks, freezing their apartment, Paper tries to save his friends while Lou attends Landlord Con.

S1 · E7Weekend Story 2024-02-14 · 11 min＋

Scissors helps Paper have a weekend interesting enough to impress Pencil. Even more exciting: Rock buys a hat.

S1 · E8Scrubs 2024-02-15 · 11 min＋

Paper tries to get respect by dressing as a doctor; Scissors tries to get more by dressing as a basketball star.

S1 · E9Key Limes 2024-02-20 · 11 min＋

Our trio go on an unnecessarily action-packed adventure with Paper's sister, Sandpaper, to get seven key limes.