Seasons & episodes

S3 · E5Sunday For Seven Days 1964-02-04 · 30 min＋

Every Friday night, Harold has promised to take Albert out to the cinema, but it's always to a film that Harold wants to see, consequently Albert is bored to death and decides to wreak the whole evening.

S3 · E6The Bonds That Bind Us 1964-02-11 · 30 min＋

For years Albert has been buying premium bonds, hoping for a winner, while Harold is sceptical that he will ever win. Imagine Harold's surprise when finally one of the bonds comes up and Albert's in the money.

S3 · E7The Lodger 1964-02-18 · 30 min＋

In an attempt to bring in some money Albert decides to advertise for a lodger. Harold threatens to leave as soon as the lodger shows up.

S4 · E1And Afterwards At 1965-10-04 · 30 min＋

Harold finally gets to the altar with Albert as his best man.

S4 · E2Crossed Swords 1965-10-11 · 30 min＋

When Albert gets locked in the outside loo, Harold arrives back to find no dinner. But he is not worried as he has found a rare piece of porcelain and he wants to put it up for auction.

S4 · E3Those Magnificent Men and Their Heating Machines 1965-10-18 · 30 min＋

Harold decides that he wants central heating for the house and plans to install the system himself.

S4 · E4The Siege of Steptoe Street 1965-10-25 · 30 min＋

When the money runs out and the bills mount up, a summons is delivered from the local butcher demanding payment. Barricading themselves in the house, the Steptoes need something drastic to happen.

S4 · E5A Box in Town 1965-11-01 · 30 min＋

When Harold brings his current girlfriend back home after a date, he finds that he has to entertain her in the yard because Albert will not go upstairs to sleep. So he decides to leave and rent a flat in town.

Harold invites the local Labour Party organizer to a meeting, hoping they will adopt him as their candidate for the next election. Albert, who supports the Tories, plans to thwart his ambitions.

S4 · E7Pilgrim's Progress 1965-11-15 · 30 min＋

Harold takes Albert on a trip to France to see the battlefields of the First World War. But as soon as the plane has takes off, he starts arguing with an American passenger about their involvement in the conflict.

S5 · E1A Death In the Family 1970-03-06 · 30 min＋

Hercules, the Steptoes' horse dies on the round and they have to replace him. Albert loses all interest in the business until the new horse falls ill. After Albert has checked him out, both he and Harold are in for a shock.

S5 · E2A Winter's Tale 1970-03-13 · 30 min＋

Harold has booked a skiing holiday and he is planning to go on his own... until disaster strikes.

S5 · E3Any Old Iron? 1970-03-20 · 30 min＋

When a customer calls into the yard, Albert suspects that he is gay. Harold doesn't believe him, until the customer asks him out on a date.

S5 · E4Steptoe and Son - and Son! 1970-03-27 · 30 min＋

When a girl, 8 months pregnant turns up, Harold thinks that he is the father and they agree to get married, much to Albert's disgust. Then the real father shows up and Harold is left out in the cold.

Harold wants to buy a new sports car, but Albert wants to spend the money on a brand new colour TV.

S5 · E6T.B. or not T.B.? 1970-04-10 · 30 min＋

Harold persuades Albert to have an X Ray for T.B. but the hospital get the results mixed up, and Harold has to be retested.

S5 · E7Men of Property 1970-04-17 · 30 min＋

When Harold learns that the freehold of their house is about to run out, they go to the bank for a loan. But unknown to Harold, Albert has other plans for the money.

While cleaning the house, Albert knocks over Harold's china cabinet and destroys his valuable collection. To cover up the accident he invents a story that the damage happened during a robbery. Then the press get involved...

S6 · E2Come Dancing 1970-11-09 · 30 min＋

Harold's new girlfriend is a Come Dancing fan and she wants Harold to partner her in the local championship, but as Harold can't dance, Albert offers to teach him. All goes well until the big night, when Harold has a shock...

S6 · E3Two's Company 1970-11-16 · 30 min＋

Albert is thinking about getting married and brings his fiance home to meet Harold. Imagine Harold's shock when she turns out to be an old girlfriend!

S6 · E4Tea for Two 1970-11-23 · 30 min＋

During a bi-election, the local Tory party want Albert to entertain Ted Heath at the junk yard. When Harold finds out, he is furious and promises to do everything he can to stop it.

S6 · E5Without Prejudice 1970-11-30 · 30 min＋

When Harold finally gets fed up of the house falling down around his ears, the noise of the aircrafts overhead and the cars in the street, he persuades Albert to move to a more upmarket neighbourhood.

Harold buys a second hand snooker table and has it set up in the front room. He is obsessed with beating Albert at least in one sport, even if it takes all night.

S6 · E7The Three Feathers 1970-12-14 · 30 min＋

When Harold buys a 19th century commode from a lady during his round, he thinks he has made a killing, but Albert has second thoughts.