Seasons & episodes
S6 · E8Cuckoo in the Nest 1970-12-20 · 30 min
Out of the blue, Albert's long lost son Arthur shows up from Australia, and much to Harold's horror, Albert offers him a partnership in their business, until he learns that Arthur is a lazy good-for-nothing.
S7 · E1Men of Letters 1972-02-21 · 30 min
The local vicar asks the Steptoes if they will write an article for the parish magazine on the history of their profession. After arguing over who will write it, Harold gets the job, while Albert decides to get his own back with a crossword puzzle.
S7 · E2A Star is Born 1972-02-28 · 30 min
Harold is offered a role in a new play performed by the local amateur dramatic society. They are to hold a rehearsal at his house but are one actor short, so Albert is asked to take part.
S7 · E3Oh, What a Beautiful Mourning 1972-03-06 · 30 min
When Albert's older brother dies, he and Harold go to the funeral and meet the other members of the family. After the burial, they come back to the house for the reading of the will, but the family are in for a big shock.
S7 · E4Live Now, P.A.Y.E. Later 1972-03-13 · 30 min
When Albert gets a letter from the tax people, he confesses to Harold that he has been claiming for his dead wife. The two of them start to plan what to do, when the tax inspector arrives.
S7 · E5Loathe Story 1972-03-20 · 30 min
Because Albert wins at most things that they do together, Harold tries to strangle him, while sleepwalking. After seeing a psychiatrist, he thinks he's cured, until he goes back home and finds out what Albert has been up to.
S7 · E6Divided We Stand 1972-03-27 · 30 min
Harold plans to redecorate the house, but he and Albert can't agree on anything. The only solution is a drastic one.
S7 · E7The Desperate Hours 1972-04-03 · 30 min
Two convicts escape from prison and break into the Steptoes' house, holding them hostage.
S8 · E1Back in Fashion 1974-09-04 · 30 min
When a fashion photographer wants to use the junk yard as a backdrop for a fashion shoot, Albert says no... until they offer him a large fee. Harold sees it as a way to meet some trendy models.
S8 · E2Porn Yesterday 1974-09-11 · 30 min
Harold finds a 'What The Butler Saw' machine on the round and brings it home. After watching it, he realises that it stars his father as a young man.
S8 · E3And So To Bed 1974-09-18 · 30 min
When his old bed collapses, Harold buys a waterbed to try and impress his new girlfriend.
S8 · E4The Seven Steptoerai 1974-09-25 · 30 min
When the local villain Frankie Barrow tries to start a protection racket, Albert and his friends, who have been taking lessons in kung fu, scare them off.
S8 · E5Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, Downstairs 1974-10-02 · 30 min
Albert has slipped a disc, and is confined to his bed - so Harold has to wait on him hand and foot. When beer and sweets start disappearing from the kitchen, he starts putting two and two together.
S8 · E6Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard 1974-10-10 · 30 min
Albert invites a spiritualist to give a reading so he can contact his dead wife, but Harold is sceptical over the whole thing...