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S4 · E7Old School vs. New School 2008-06-18 · 30 min

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

S4 · E8Fire and Disire 2008-06-18 · 30 min

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

S4 · E9Unsung Heros 2008-06-25 · 30 min

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

S4 · E10Pissed, Poor and Paranoid 2008-06-25 · 30 min

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

S4 · E11True Lies 2008-07-02 · 30 min

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

S4 · E12That Sounds Sweet 2008-07-02 · 30 min

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

S4 · E13Meet the Lucases 2008-07-09 · 30 min

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

S4 · E14Out on a Limb 2008-07-09 · 30 min

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

S4 · E15Can't Buy Me Love 2008-07-16 · 30 min

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

S4 · E16To Have and to Hold 2008-07-16 · 30 min

Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

S4 · E17Unexpected Results 2008-07-23 · 30 min

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

S4 · E18Let's Get Ready to Rumble 2008-07-23 · 30 min

The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.

S4 · E19Father's Day 2008-07-30 · 30 min

Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

S4 · E21All is Not Lost! 2008-07-30 · 30 min

With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

S4 · E22Party Over Here! 2008-08-06 · 30 min

Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials

S4 · E23The Last Supper 2008-08-06 · 30 min

Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

S4 · E24We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1) 2008-08-06 · 30 min

It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.

S4 · E25We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2) 2008-08-06 · 30 min

Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.

S4 · E77Labor Paynes (2) 2008-12-03 · 30 min

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S4 · E79Guys' Night Out, girls Night In 2008-06-04 · 30 min

Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

S5 · E1Labor Paynes (1) 2008-12-03 · 30 min

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

S5 · E2Labor Paynes (2) 2008-12-03 · 30 min

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

S5 · E3Your Wife's a Payne 2008-12-10 · 30 min

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

S5 · E4Casa De Payne 2008-12-10 · 30 min

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

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