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S3 · E1Aches and Paynes 2008-01-02 · 30 min

Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.

S3 · E2The Big Bang Theory 2008-01-09 · 30 min

Janine's former drug dealer wants the money she owes threatens to come back and the harm the family if she doesn't pay. Curtis buys a handgun for safety against Ella's will. Meanwhile, Malik is dealing with another bully at school. When he finds Uncle Curtis' gun in the closet, he figures his problems are over.

S3 · E3Step It Up 2008-01-09 · 30 min

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

S3 · E4No Pain, No Gain 2008-01-16 · 30 min

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

S3 · E5Devil in a Blue Suit 2008-01-16 · 30 min

The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

S3 · E6Bad Influence 2008-01-23 · 30 min

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug. Jazmine, meanwhile, has been chosen to play the princess in her school play, but after her parents try to help her prepare, she winds up getting demoted. But Calvin has the perfect advice for her.

S3 · E7Play on Playa 2008-01-23 · 30 min

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

S3 · E8Its Getting Hot in Here 2008-01-30 · 30 min

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

S3 · E9Don't Get It Twisted 2008-01-30 · 30 min

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

S3 · E10Wife Swap 2008-03-05 · 30 min

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

S3 · E11Stop Being All Funky 2008-03-05 · 30 min

Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man crush on Janine's date

S3 · E12Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? 2008-03-12 · 30 min

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

S3 · E13Game Over 2008-03-12 · 30 min

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

S3 · E14Can I get a Witness? 2008-03-19 · 30 min

Ella is trouble when she finds out that she may have breast cancer while Calvin has witnessed a neighborhood crime and is tracked down. After Ella is tested, Janine decides to get tested and finds out that she is pregnant.

S3 · E15Commencement Day 2008-03-19 · 30 min

Calvin finds out that he is graduating, but the school makes a mistake putting him on a signed death wish with Curtis. Ella must not tell about Janine's pregnancy, and it is harder than she thought.

S3 · E16A Shock to the System 2008-03-26 · 30 min

Malik's best friend, Kevin is injured in a hit and run accident, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired the next day due to laziness.

S3 · E17Compromising Position 2008-03-26 · 30 min

Curtis is offered a job in Los Angeles, and Ella doesn't want to move. Meanwhile, C.J.'s girlfriend, Tanya, has a friend that is attracted to CJ.

S3 · E18Moral Dilemma 2008-04-02 · 30 min

When C.J. finds 50,000 dollars in his truck, the family must decide what to do with the money.

S3 · E19Sex, Lies and Videotapes 2008-04-02 · 30 min

C.J. finds out that Tanya was in a rap music video years ago, the F.B.I. uses the Payne home for a stakeout.

S3 · E20Time to Clean House 2008-04-09 · 30 min

The family has had it with Calvin's ungrateful shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean her house.

S3 · E21Living with Liz 2008-04-09 · 30 min

Janine's mother moves in with the Paynes, and Janine has a hard time not revealing that she's pregnant. It is then discovered that Janine's father kicked Liz out of the house.

S3 · E22Beat Down 2008-04-16 · 30 min

Ella and Claretha help out a church member who has a domestic abusive boyfriend.

S3 · E23Expectations 2008-04-16 · 30 min

Janine's pregnancy is revealed at a social gathering, Curtis befriends a cable man who could possibly be his son.

S3 · E24Cheers 2008-04-23 · 30 min

Malik has a scheme to get phone numbers from cheerleaders and ends up being a cheerleader. Janine gets ready to move in with Bryan so they can prepare to raise their child.

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