Seasons & episodes
S5 · E1We'll Follow the Sun 1990-09-23 · 22 min
The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.
S5 · E2Al... with Kelly 1990-09-30 · 22 min
Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.
S5 · E3Sue Casa, His Casa 1990-10-07 · 22 min
After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.
S5 · E4The Unnatural 1990-10-14 · 22 min
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
S5 · E5The Dance Show 1990-10-21 · 22 min
Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
S5 · E6Kelly Bounces Back 1990-10-28 · 22 min
Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.
S5 · E7Married... with Aliens 1990-11-04 · 22 min
Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.
S5 · E8Wabbit Season 1990-11-11 · 22 min
A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.
S5 · E9Do Ya Think I'm Sexy 1990-11-18 · 22 min
Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.
S5 · E10One Down, Two to Go 1990-11-25 · 22 min
Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
S5 · E11And Baby Makes Money 1990-12-16 · 22 min
Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.
S5 · E12Married... with Who 1991-01-06 · 22 min
Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.
S5 · E13The Godfather 1991-02-03 · 22 min
Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
S5 · E14Look Who's Barking 1991-02-10 · 22 min
Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.
S5 · E15A Man's Castle 1991-02-17 · 22 min
Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.
S5 · E16All Night Security Dude 1991-02-24 · 22 min
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
S5 · E17Oldies but Young 'Uns 1991-03-17 · 22 min
Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.
S5 · E18Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers 1991-03-24 · 22 min
Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.
S5 · E19Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do? 1991-04-07 · 22 min
Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.
S5 · E20Top of the Heap 1991-04-07 · 22 min
In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.
S5 · E21You Better Shop Around (1) 1991-04-14 · 22 min
Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.
S5 · E22You Better Shop Around (2) 1991-04-21 · 22 min
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.
S5 · E23Route 666 (1) 1991-04-28 · 22 min
The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
S5 · E24Route 666 (2) 1991-05-05 · 22 min
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.