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S1 · E1Families At War 1981-09-07

The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.

S1 · E2Of Meissen Men 1981-09-14

Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.

S1 · E3A Night At The Opera 1981-09-21

Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.

S1 · E4A Matched Pair 1981-09-28

Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.

S1 · E5Nothing But The Truth 1981-10-05

Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.

S1 · E6Father Of The Groom 1981-10-19

Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.

S2 · E1Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ? 1982-09-07

Simon nominates Oliver for membership of his golf club. Oliver holds a function for the committee members to win their support. Lyn and David are on their honeymoon and return to find Oliver and Simon quarrelling over their wedding presents.

S2 · E2As Young As You Feel 1982-09-14

Simon and Oliver seek to win Veronica's affections. Oliver reaches the age of 50. Lyn is concerned about her father being lonely, but David is concerned about the amount of time she spends with him.

S2 · E3A Woman's Place ... 1982-09-21

David and Lyn quarrel about her taking a full-time job. Oliver seeks a new cleaner. Simon is losing to Oliver in a telephone chess game and becomes suspicious about Oliver's apparent skill at the game.

S2 · E4Blood Brothers 1982-09-28

Simon needs a blood transfusion, but he has a rare blood type. Oliver has the same blood type and agrees to donate in return for favours from Simon, including dating Veronica.

S2 · E5lf You Knew Susan 1982-10-05

Simon's sister visits him and Oliver immediately falls for her. Simon and Oliver each purchase one of a pair of figurines and then attempt to purchase the others to make a valuable pair.

S2 · E6The More We Are Together 1982-10-12

Oliver and Simon each separately consider reforming their partnership due to the poor state of their accounts and the imminent arrival of the taxman.

S3 · E1Taking Stock 1983-10-10

Oliver and Simon have re-entered their partnership. They decide to do a stocktake. Oliver meets up with an old school friend, Bethan. Confusion ensues over a fake watch and a "pair" of candlesticks.

S3 · E2Partners 1983-10-17

Simon receives an offer for his shop. Oliver thinks that Ringo has won the pools and breaks his partnership with Simon, offering Ringo a partnership. However, thinks are not what they seem for either man.

S3 · E3A Nose For Quality 1983-10-24

Both Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her antiques.

S3 · E4The End Of The Line 1983-10-31

Oliver and Simon discuss the issue of grandchildren. David claims to have had a vasectomy. Oliver and Simon join a dating agency as an alternative route to continuing their family lines.

S3 · E5The Welsh Connection 1983-11-07

Simon and Oliver go on a health kick. An auction in Wales causes disagreement between the two men.

S3 · E6Not On The Same Wavelength 1983-11-14

Simon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.

S4 · E1A Home of Your Own 1984-11-08

David and Lyn have moved to Canada. Simon needs to find someone to rent his flat quickly before his Aunt Eleanor moves in.

S4 · E2The Royal Connection 1984-11-15

Oliver attempts to gain the Royal Warrant for his shop from the Prince of Wales. Simon investigates his family tree in the hope of finding that he has blue blood.

S4 · E3Words and Music 1984-11-22

Oliver and Simon volunteer to perform at a Vet Circle luncheon for Caroline.

S4 · E4No Flame Like An Old Flame 1984-11-29

Simon's life becomes complicated when an old sweetheart pays him an unexpected visit.

S4 · E5Love's Neighbours' Lost 1984-12-06

Oliver and Simon duel over a woman, Caroline. But they find that there is another man vying for her affections.

S4 · E6Come Fly with Me! 1984-12-13

Following a recent spate of shop burglaries Simon installs a state of the art alarm system but when he forgets his passport breaks into the shop and sets it off, leading to his and Oliver's arrest.

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