Seasons & episodes
S1 · E84Gus on Mars 2013-02-13
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
S1 · E85Headphones & Peeing 2013-02-20
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.
S1 · E86Homeless Depot 2013-02-27
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.
S1 · E87Gus' Rooftop Rat 2013-03-06
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.
S1 · E88Big Noses & Little Sisters 2013-03-13
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.
S1 · E89Gus Hates Interns 2013-03-20
In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.
S1 · E90Lucid Bear Dreams 2013-03-27
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter.
S1 · E91Dan vs. Food 2013-04-03
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates.
S1 · E92More Plane Stories 2013-04-10
RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity.
S1 · E93Drunk Burnie Returns 2013-04-17
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party.
S1 · E94Lost Not Found 2013-04-24
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.
S1 · E95Stinky Fools 2013-05-01
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past.
S1 · E96Brandon Explains Magnets 2013-05-08
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.
S1 · E97Mean Squirrels & Blind People 2013-05-15
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well.
S1 · E98Barbara Pun-kelman 2013-05-22
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.
S1 · E99Famous Asteroid 2013-05-29
In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.
S1 · E100The Podcast King 2013-06-05
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
S1 · E101Gav's Creeper Parents 2013-06-12
Like the animated adventure? Check out all of the Rooster Teeth Podcast here: http://bit.ly/slOoBo RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.
S1 · E102Gus' Squirrelly Situation 2013-06-19
The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.
S1 · E103More Burnie Tales 2013-06-26
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin.
S1 · E104Geoff vs. Porch 2013-07-03
Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.
S1 · E105El Pizza Bandido 2013-07-10
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.
S1 · E106Drunk Detective Miles 2013-07-24
RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas.
S1 · E107The Original LOLcats 2013-07-31
Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.