Seasons & episodes
S3 · E1Nice Carrot Sweat 2013-01-02
Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.
S3 · E2Miles' Daring Party Escape 2013-01-09
Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.
S3 · E3For Whom the Bell Trolls 2013-01-16
Marshall's secret doorbell.
S3 · E4Geoff's Vespa Crash 2013-01-23
The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.
S3 · E5Donuts for Cake 2013-01-30
Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.
S3 · E6Plane Stories 2013-02-06
RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.
S3 · E7Gus on Mars 2013-02-13
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
S3 · E8Headphones & Peeing 2013-02-20
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.
S3 · E9Homeless Depot 2013-02-27
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.
S3 · E10Gus' Rooftop Rat 2013-03-06
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.
S3 · E11Big Noses & Little Sisters 2013-03-13
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.
S3 · E12Gus Hates Interns 2013-03-20
In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.
S3 · E13Lucid Bear Dreams 2013-03-27
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!
S3 · E14Dan vs. Food 2013-04-03
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan Audio from RT Podcast #201
S3 · E15More Plane Stories 2013-04-10
RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!
S3 · E16Drunk Burnie Returns 2013-04-17
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party. Audio from RT Podcast #211
S3 · E17Lost Not Found 2013-04-24
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time. Audio from RT Podcast #212
S3 · E18Stinky Fools 2013-05-01
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past. Audio from RT Podcast
S3 · E19Brandon Explains Magnets 2013-05-08
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot. Audio from RT Podcast #134
S3 · E20Mean Squirrels & Blind People 2013-05-15
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well. Audio from RT Podcast #209
S3 · E21Barbara Pun-kelman 2013-05-22
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.
S3 · E22Famous Asteroid 2013-05-29
In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.
S3 · E23The Podcast King 2013-06-05
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
S3 · E24Gav's Creeper Parents 2013-06-12
RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents. Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"