Seasons & episodes
S8 · E1Mel is Hogg-Tied 1983-10-02 · 30 min
Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.
S8 · E2Vera's Secret Lover 1983-10-09 · 30 min
A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.
S8 · E3Jolene Gets Her Wings 1983-10-16 · 30 min
Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.
S8 · E4Alice's Blind Date 1983-10-23 · 30 min
Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.
S8 · E5It Had to Be Mel 1983-10-30 · 30 min
A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.
S8 · E6The Over-the-Hill Girls 1983-11-06 · 30 min
Both Carrie and Alice are turned down as singers by a supper club owner who thinks they're too old for the job.
S8 · E7Vera Gets Engaged 1983-11-20 · 30 min
Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.
S8 · E8Vera's Wedding 1983-11-20 · 30 min
After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.
S8 · E9The Robot Wore Pink 1983-12-18 · 30 min
After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.
S8 · E10'Tis the Season to Be Jealous 1983-12-25 · 30 min
Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.
S8 · E11Tommy Goes Overboard 1984-01-01 · 30 min
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S8 · E12Vera, the Horse Thief 1984-01-08 · 30 min
No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.
S8 · E13Jolene Throws a Curve 1984-01-15 · 30 min
Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.
S8 · E14Lies My Mother Told Me 1984-01-29 · 30 min
After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.
S8 · E15Alice and the Devoted Dentist 1984-02-12 · 30 min
When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.
S8 · E16Alice's Hot Air Romance 1984-03-04 · 30 min
Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.
S8 · E17Dollars to Donuts 1984-03-11 · 30 min
After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.
S8 · E18My Dinner with Debbie 1984-03-18 · 30 min
By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.
S8 · E19Vera's Fine Feathered Friends 1984-03-25 · 30 min
Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.
S8 · E20Jolene is Stuck on Mel 1984-04-01 · 30 min
Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.
S8 · E21Don't Play It Again, Elliot 1984-04-15 · 30 min
A gift piano comes between Vera and Elliot when she can't pry him away from it.
S8 · E22Mel Spins His Wheels 1984-05-13 · 30 min
Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.
S8 · E23Be It Ever So Crowded 1984-05-20 · 30 min
Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.