Seasons & episodes
S3 · E1Webnecks 2008-01-20 · 11 min
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
S3 · E2Beast Implants 2008-01-27 · 11 min
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
S3 · E3Tween Steam 2008-02-03 · 11 min
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
S3 · E4Wing Nut 2008-02-10 · 11 min
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
S3 · E5Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation" 2008-02-17 · 11 min
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
S3 · E6Earth Worst 2008-02-24 · 11 min
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
S3 · E7The Good One 2008-03-02 · 11 min
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
S3 · E8Sharif 2008-03-09 · 11 min
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
S3 · E9Condition: Demolition! 2008-03-16 · 11 min
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
S3 · E10The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma 2008-03-23 · 11 min
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
S3 · E11The Unbearable Heatness of Fire 2008-04-06 · 11 min
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
S3 · E12Tuscaloosa Dumpling 2008-04-13 · 11 min
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
S3 · E13Armageddon It On! 2008-04-20 · 11 min
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
S3 · E14Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen 2008-04-27 · 11 min
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
S3 · E15Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby 2008-05-04 · 11 min
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
S3 · E16An Officer and a Dental Dam 2008-05-11 · 11 min
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
S3 · E17The Okaleechee Dam Jam 2008-05-18 · 11 min
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
S3 · E18Pile M for Murder 2008-05-25 · 11 min
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
S3 · E19Mud Days and Cornfused 2008-06-01 · 11 min
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
S3 · E20Krystal, Light 2008-06-08 · 11 min
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.