Seasons & episodes
S0 · E1Paedogeddon! 2001-07-26 · 27 min
In this episode, celebrities were this time duped into endorsing an anti-paedophile charity by denouncing a program in which paedophiles could view children through a webcam and, wearing special gloves allowing them to molest any part of the child they so wished by simply touching their monitor.
S0 · E2Hippo Interview Air date unannounced
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S0 · E3Extended Elephant Air date unannounced
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S0 · E4Science 30" Air date unannounced
30 Second TV Advert for the Science episode
S0 · E5Special 24" Air date unannounced
24 Second TV Advert for the Paedogeddon! special
S0 · E6Special 10" Air date unannounced
10 Second TV Advert for the Paedogeddon! special
S0 · E7soundBIN - Little White Butt - JLb8 Air date unannounced
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S0 · E8soundBIN - Funny Eyed Guy Air date unannounced
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S0 · E9soundBIN - Cake Music Air date unannounced
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S0 · E10soundBIN - Me Oh Myra - Blouse Air date unannounced
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S0 · E11The Pedo-Files Air date unannounced
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S0 · E12Torque TV - Pilot Episode Air date unannounced · 35 min
The original 1995 pilot that was rejected by the BBC. This makes up much of what would ultimately become the first episode of the series, 'Animals'
S1 · E1Animals 1997-01-29
The show is split into two halves. The first half delves into the world of animal fetishes, with helpful contributions from Paul Daniels and Carla Lane. The second half focuses on the elephant, who has trapped her trunk up her anus.
S1 · E2Drugs 1997-02-05
The voices of Bernard Manning, Noel Edmonds and David Amess MP attempt to save British schoolchildren from the horror drugs coming from Eastern Europe, Clarky Caps, Yellow Bentines and the made-up Cake.
S1 · E3Science 1997-02-12
Tomorrow's World meets Watchdog meets Wired. Science gets the Brass Eye treatment. A number of celebs again espouse their scripted knowledge of 'mad' experiments and covered up and untold stories of electricity falling from pylons and frogs being grown with rabbit's feet.
S1 · E4Sex 1997-02-19
Chris Morris casts a satirical eye over the subject of sex and its relationship to society. Helpful contributors include Peter Stringfellow and David Sullivan.
S1 · E5Crime 1997-02-26
Chris Morris turns his laser eye on to crime. Highlights include revelations of how elephants are being used to disperse rioters, and Vanessa Feltz's message to murderers.
S1 · E6Decline 1997-03-05
Religion falls under the spotlight in this episode, which features Terry Waite discussing how Britain has been poisoned by the gospel.