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S1 · E1So Then a Bat or a Monkey 2017-02-03 · 30 min

Joel and Sheila's marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.

S1 · E2We Can't Kill People! 2017-02-03 · 29 min

The Hammonds try to live their new truth, Abby comes to a hard realization while browsing comics, and Joel treats Sheila to a very expensive meal.

S1 · E3We Can Kill People 2017-02-03 · 26 min

Sheila's tummy is growling and Joel needs to find her someone tasty ASAP. Meanwhile, Abby embraces her inner badass and helps out a friend in need.

S1 · E4The Farting Sex Tourist 2017-02-03 · 27 min

Sheila inspires her friends and insults the principal. Joel bonds with Abby, and Dan makes a damning discovery while spraying for ants.

S1 · E5Man Eat Man 2017-02-03 · 29 min

Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.

S1 · E6Attention to Detail 2017-02-03 · 28 min

Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.

S1 · E7Strange or Just Inconsiderate? 2017-02-03 · 29 min

With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.

S1 · E8How Much Vomit? 2017-02-03 · 28 min

A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.

S1 · E9The Book! 2017-02-03 · 28 min

Joel and Eric seek out the mysterious Anton at a paranormal convention while Sheila and Abby bond over their shared love of bad behavior.

S1 · E10Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats 2017-02-03 · 29 min

Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it may be too late.

S2 · E1No Family Is Perfect 2018-03-23 · 29 min

OK, let's see here: Joel's stuck in an asylum, Sheila's chained to a pole, and Abby's on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.

S2 · E2Coyote in Yoga Pants 2018-03-23 · 29 min

Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.

S2 · E3Moral Gray Area 2018-03-23 · 27 min

After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.

S2 · E4The Queen of England 2018-03-23 · 27 min

Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.

S2 · E5Going Pre-med 2018-03-23 · 28 min

A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.

S2 · E6Pasión 2018-03-23 · 30 min

Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel's on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.

S2 · E7A Change of Heart 2018-03-23 · 28 min

007, he ain't. Eric's plan to go undercover as a seafood distributor hits a snag. Meanwhile, Joel and Sheila worry Abby is getting out of control.

S2 · E8Easels and War Paint 2018-03-23 · 30 min

Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.

S2 · E9Suspicious Objects 2018-03-23 · 29 min

Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.

S2 · E10Halibut! 2018-03-23 · 34 min

With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.

S3 · E1Wuffenloaf 2019-03-29 · 31 min

God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

S3 · E2Knighttime 2019-03-29 · 27 min

Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!

S3 · E3We Let People Die Every Day 2019-03-29 · 30 min

Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.

S3 · E4More of a Cat Person 2019-03-29 · 29 min

Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

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