Seasons & episodes
S1 · E1Pilot 2018-08-10 · 43 min
Bullied teenager Patty goes to court to defend her fight with a homeless man. Defense attorney Bob sees a chance to redeem himself by helping her.
S1 · E2Skinny Is Magic 2018-08-10 · 41 min
After a suspicious fire at a motel, Patty wonders whether she was at fault. She and Nonnie try to solve the mystery on the first day of senior year.
S1 · E3Miss Bareback Buckaroo 2018-08-10 · 47 min
Bob takes Patty to a pageant in Alabama to meet his former mentor, Stella Rose. Coralee gets an unwelcome visit from her sister.
S1 · E4WMBS 2018-08-10 · 52 min
Patty contemplates what to do with Stella Rose's necklace while also striving to win her first pageant, a mother-daughter event.
S1 · E5Bikinis and Bitches 2018-08-10 · 54 min
Someone hacks Patty's phone and frames her for cyberbullying. Magnolia has an idea on how to save the day. Brick has a heart-to-heart with his dad.
S1 · E6Dunk 'N' Donut 2018-08-10 · 49 min
Nonnie comes to terms with what she wants. Meanwhile, Patty struggles to decide between two love interests and prepares for her baptism.
S1 · E7Miss Magic Jesus 2018-08-10 · 46 min
The ladies get ready for the Miss Magic Jesus pageant and the last-minute Bible trivia quiz. Bob wonders about his connection to Roxy.
S1 · E8Wieners and Losers 2018-08-10 · 42 min
Patty has a very important decision to make about her future. Bob's father tells him to save his marriage with Coralee.
S1 · E9Bad Kitty 2018-08-10 · 48 min
Pastor Mike convinces Patty she has a demon inside of her and Christian offers up a suggestion. Bob grapples with his feelings.
S1 · E10Banana Heart Banana 2018-08-10 · 47 min
Bob Barnard leans in to his truth. Patty plans a charity roast in order to raise money for Dixie. Coralee comes up with a business idea.
S1 · E11Winners Win. Period. 2018-08-10 · 43 min
Patty tries to make amends. The Bobs struggle with how to move forward. Regina believes in Coralee's entrepreneurial plan.
S1 · E12Why Bad Things Happen 2018-08-10 · 47 min
Nonnie and Brick search for Patty when she goes missing. Bob is faced with a seemingly impossible decision. Regina gives Christian advice.
S2 · E1Pig 2019-10-11 · 46 min
Patty and Bob work frantically to cover up her crimes and are met with a few surprises. The regionals queen is given her crown.
S2 · E2Dead Girl 2019-10-11 · 45 min
While the police investigate the recent murder, Patty works to unite the pageant contestants in a public relations attempt to change the headlines.
S2 · E3Boomerang 2019-10-11 · 47 min
Patty finds an eating disorder sponsor and meets a significant person. Bob takes on a new client. Coralee encourages Bob Barnard to run for mayor.
S2 · E4Poison Patty 2019-10-11 · 44 min
Coralee and Regina throw a feminist period party. Bob goes polyamorous speed dating. Patty is haunted by visions while mentoring a "little sister."
S2 · E5Finding Magnolia 2019-10-11 · 45 min
Magnolia visits Hughes University to try to piece together her lost memories. Dixie learns a shocking secret. Bob launches his mayoral campaign.
S2 · E6Eat and Run 2019-10-11 · 47 min
A crushed Patty throws herself into her newfound talent with the help of a tempting instructor. Brick decides he wants to be a social media influencer.
S2 · E7Full Brazilian 2019-10-11 · 42 min
Nonnie investigates a crime. Patty competes in the state pageant while simultaneously working her recovery program. Angie encounters trouble.
S2 · E8Pretty in Prison 2019-10-11 · 42 min
A tragedy lands Patty in prison, where she helps plan a pageant. Meanwhile, Coralee and Bob's division of their home results in a surprise.
S2 · E9Ladybomb 2019-10-11 · 44 min
The Bobs face off in a heated debate with quite a few twists, while Coralee tries to remove herself from danger. Patty and Nonnie go on a ghost tour.
S2 · E10The Most You You Can Be 2019-10-11 · 46 min
The Miss American Lady pageant declares its winner as shocking truths come to light, and Patty embraces her inner self, much to Bob's dismay.