Seasons & episodes
S9 · E7Enrique-cilable Differences 2005-02-20 · 22 min
Hank cringes when an employee with personal problems turns to him for solace.
S9 · E8Mutual of Omabwah 2005-03-06 · 22 min
Hank's lapsed insurance policy puts him in an overprotective state, while Bill and Boomhauer carelessly experiment with deep-frying.
S9 · E9Care-Takin' Care of Business 2005-03-13 · 22 min
Covert work by Hank and the boys turns a befuddled groundskeeper into a hero when his field is credited with hampering opponents.
S9 · E10Arlen City Bomber 2005-03-27 · 22 min
Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team on borrowed money.
S9 · E11Redcorn Gambles With His Future 2005-04-10 · 22 min
John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.
S9 · E12Smoking and the Bandit 2005-04-17 · 22 min
Dale dons a disguise to defy Arlen's smoking ban, and Peggy sets out to uncover his identity.
S9 · E13Gone With the Windstorm 2005-05-01 · 22 min
Peggy helps weather-girl Nancy fight back when she's replaced by a qualified meteorologist. Also, a boy barking like a dog scares Bobby.
S9 · E14Bobby on Track 2005-05-08 · 22 min
Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isn't what Hank had in mind.
S9 · E15It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings 2005-05-15 · 22 min
Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career.
S10 · E1Hank's on Board 2005-09-18 · 22 min
Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach, but during the trip, Hank realizes that his friends are actually trying to avoid him because he’s uptight and bossy. Peggy advises Hank to throw caution to the wind and have some fun with his buddies, but the results leave Hank and the guys overboard.
S10 · E2Bystand Me 2005-09-25 · 22 min
When the Arlen Bystander gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. Except Peggy doesn't know any household hints, so she gets Minh to supply her with housekeeping tips in exchange for the answers to the New York Times crossword puzzles. Meanwhile, Hank makes Bobby get a paper route.
S10 · E3Bill's House 2005-11-06 · 22 min
After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer at a halfway house for alcoholics, and Bill invites the residents to stay with him. As more and more houseguests show up, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence. Meanwhile, Peggy makes a promise to God that if she gets over the flu, she'll learn to ride a bike, and Bobby makes her keep her promise.
S10 · E4Harlottown 2005-11-20 · 22 min
When Hank and Peggy try to clean up a historic Arlen landmark, they find out that the town was founded by harlots and was once a place of ill-repute. The new city manager uses the city's rediscovered history to turn the town into a tourist trap for the adult porn industry. Frustrated by the changes, Hank decides to move the family – that is, until he is aided by adult actress Candee.
S10 · E5A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown 2005-12-04 · 22 min
Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory and sucks all the fun out of him.
S10 · E6Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana? 2005-12-11 · 22 min
Kahn is accused of having become so assimilated that he's a "banana" -- the Asian equivalent of an "Oreo." To get back to his Laotian heritage, Kahn adopts a simple lifestyle and abandons the swimming pool his neighbors helped build.
S10 · E7You Gotta Believe (In Moderation) 2006-01-29 · 22 min
In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But Hank ruins the show by deciding to take the game seriously.
S10 · E8Business Is Picking Up 2006-03-19 · 22 min
When Bobby attends the school's job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he decides to pursue the same career. Meanwhile, Hank is trying to train Joseph at Strickland Propane.
S10 · E9The Year of Washing Dangerously 2006-03-26 · 22 min
Hank gets sucked into Kahn's get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners, and gets bought out by Buck Strickland. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to figure out if Nancy is deliberately refusing to take her calls.
S10 · E10Hank Fixes Everything 2006-04-02 · 23 min
Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from "American Chopper" to boost sales at the Propane Expo. When the 'war' goes too far, and the companies are all losing profit, Hank takes matters into his own hands, and calls a meeting. Unfortunately, the owners decide to 'price fix' and get caught. Meanwhile, Lucky and Luanne wait for Brownsville Station tickets, in line 6 days before tickets go on sale.
S10 · E11Church Hopping 2006-04-09 · 22 min
When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to bribe the Hills into worshipping at his Megachurch.
S10 · E1224 Hour Propane People 2006-04-23 · 22 min
When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use hip catchphrases. It's up to Hank to get everyone focused on selling propane again.
S10 · E13The Texas Panhandler 2006-04-30 · 22 min
Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging.
S10 · E14Hank's Bully 2006-05-07 · 22 min
A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn't sure how to deal with such a young bully.
S10 · E15Edu-macating Lucky 2006-05-14 · 22 min
Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he'll fail and give up the idea of marrying her niece, but then she starts to suspect that Luanne might be pregnant.