Seasons & episodes
S8 · E1Patch Boomhauer 2003-11-02 · 22 min
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
S8 · E2Reborn to Be Wild 2003-11-09 · 22 min
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
S8 · E3New Cowboy on the Block 2003-11-16 · 22 min
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
S8 · E4The Incredible Hank 2003-11-23 · 22 min
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
S8 · E5Flirting with the Master 2003-11-30 · 22 min
A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
S8 · E6After the Mold Rush 2003-12-07 · 22 min
The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
S8 · E7Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane 2003-12-14 · 22 min
Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
S8 · E8Rich Hank, Poor Hank 2004-01-04 · 22 min
Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
S8 · E9Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill 2004-01-25 · 22 min
Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
S8 · E10That's What She Said 2004-02-08 · 22 min
A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
S8 · E11My Hair Lady 2004-02-15 · 22 min
Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
S8 · E12Phish and Wildlife 2004-02-22 · 22 min
The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
S8 · E13Cheer Factor 2004-03-07 · 22 min
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
S8 · E14Dale Be Not Proud 2004-03-14 · 22 min
Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
S8 · E15Après Hank, le Deluge 2004-03-21 · 22 min
During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
S8 · E16DaleTech 2004-03-28 · 22 min
Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
S8 · E17How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo 2004-04-18 · 22 min
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
S8 · E18Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon 2004-04-25 · 22 min
Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
S8 · E19Stressed for Success 2004-05-02 · 22 min
Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
S8 · E20Hank's Back 2004-05-09 · 22 min
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
S8 · E21The Redneck on Rainey Street 2004-05-16 · 22 min
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
S8 · E22Talking Shop 2004-05-23 · 22 min
Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.