Seasons & episodes

S7 · E1Get Your Freak Off 2002-11-03 · 22 min＋

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

S7 · E2The Fat and the Furious 2002-11-10 · 22 min＋

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

S7 · E3Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do 2002-11-17 · 22 min＋

Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

S7 · E4Goodbye Normal Jeans 2002-11-24 · 22 min＋

Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

S7 · E5Dances With Dogs 2002-12-01 · 22 min＋

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

S7 · E6The Son Also Roses 2002-12-08 · 22 min＋

Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

S7 · E7The Texas Skillsaw Massacre 2002-12-15 · 22 min＋

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

S7 · E8Full Metal Dust Jacket 2003-01-05 · 22 min＋

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

S7 · E9Pigmalion 2003-01-12 · 22 min＋

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

S7 · E10Megalo Dale 2003-01-12 · 22 min＋

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

S7 · E11Boxing Luanne 2003-02-02 · 22 min＋

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

S7 · E12Vision Quest 2003-02-09 · 22 min＋

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

S7 · E13Queasy Rider 2003-02-16 · 22 min＋

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

S7 · E14Board Games 2003-03-02 · 22 min＋

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

S7 · E15An Officer and a Gentle Boy 2003-03-09 · 22 min＋

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

S7 · E16The Miseducation of Bobby Hill 2003-03-16 · 22 min＋

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

S7 · E17The Good Buck 2003-03-30 · 22 min＋

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

S7 · E18I Never Promised You an Organic Garden 2003-04-13 · 22 min＋

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

S7 · E19Be True to Your Fool 2003-04-27 · 22 min＋

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

S7 · E20Racist Dawg 2003-05-04 · 22 min＋

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

S7 · E21Night and Deity 2003-05-11 · 22 min＋

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

S7 · E22Maid in Arlen 2003-05-18 · 22 min＋

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

S7 · E23The Witches of East Arlen 2003-05-18 · 22 min＋

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.